Snack Torrance

Failed comedian
He/him

[Snack Torrance @SteveLisko]

@itsadammm_ Yeah, I once dated a rowboat. Good listener.

[Snack Torrance @SteveLisko]

@BenBankas I say this with zero malice or resentment: you really should quit comedy. This isn’t for you.

[Snack Torrance @SteveLisko]

@GlassInDaStreet Same guy that wrote “Wiggle Wiggle” too, we all have highs and lows

[Snack Torrance @SteveLisko]

You can get a bookmark for $1 and Goodreads is free on my phone

[Mark™ @thinkwithmark]

Introducing Mark — a $129 AI bookmark that helps book readers remember everything.

🧵👇 Thread:

[Snack Torrance @SteveLisko]

@RefrmDemocracy @SamSeder This guy and neon*zi woman get rightful hate but how is no one talking about the guy saying LGBTQ people should be forced into hetero relationships to have kids and said he’d be grossed out by a same sex couple kissing in public

[Snack Torrance @SteveLisko]

@WrigleyWoes @KingShogun_Z @talleyberrybaby Dave had his two best sets in the 00s that clear this special by a mile

[Snack Torrance @SteveLisko]

@NobleQAli If anything this works in her favor. This guy is clearly a humorless c*nt

[Snack Torrance @SteveLisko]

How many filmmakers, how many artists period, can say they inspired a word to embody their style and craft? Shakespearean, Kafkaesque, Hitchcockian…

Lynchian. There will never be another like him.

[Snack Torrance @SteveLisko]

@capybaroness It’s the Hollywood Reporter, they’re a fashion rag that occasionally mentions movies, of course they wouldn’t get David Lynch

[Snack Torrance @SteveLisko]

@sbodrojan He works for Collider. These people are just shills for Marvel and Disney. Him wearing a Kubrick shirt is just a desperate attempt to appear like anything else and when faced with other influential films like Shaft or Super Fly, the facade falls apart.

[Snack Torrance @SteveLisko]

@thelilmosquito If you can watch Jackie Brown and tell me that lacks sincerity, you have the emotional depth of a puddle

[Snack Torrance @SteveLisko]

I recently finished Red Dead Redemption 2 and experienced something I’ve never had before: a moment where I cried playing a video game. When Arthur’s horse is shot and he leans down to take a moment to just say “thank you… thank you,” I was destroyed

[Snack Torrance @SteveLisko]

Guess Tyson is a pacifist

[Mike Tyson @MikeTyson]

It's a war.

[Snack Torrance @SteveLisko]

@KrangTNelson He also unquestionably looks 47

[Snack Torrance @SteveLisko]

@niccoyat Ah yes, the three types of books: Janet Evanovich, Colleen Hoover and Cinder

[Snack Torrance @SteveLisko]

There is nothing that depresses me more when I’m trying to eat in silence for 30 minutes and a coworker insists on showing me 10 of the worst TikToks I’ve ever seen

[Snack Torrance @SteveLisko]

There are mostly good picks on here but listing Human Centipede 2 and Hostel 2 and fully omitting films like It Follows and Black Christmas makes me wonder how much this is meant to be bait

[Variety @Variety]

Variety presents...

The 100 Greatest Horror Movies of All Time

https://t.co/I4wJ16WOtY

[Snack Torrance @SteveLisko]

Joker 2 being a musical doesn’t make it bad. Joker 2 being a boring jukebox musical makes it bad.

[Snack Torrance @SteveLisko]

If you take a phone call in public on speaker phone I reserve the right to comment on the conversation you’ve made me a part of

[Snack Torrance @SteveLisko]

One thing that always annoys me about these movies is that fans say they’re funny even though there are literally no jokes other than “look at da funny clown”

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

11 people walked out during an opening screening of ‘TERRIFIER 3’ last night with one audience member also being sick.

9 of those people walked out during the brutal opening scene.

(Source: https://t.co/8yxLpb592J)

[Snack Torrance @SteveLisko]

Ordered a bacon, egg and cheese bagel from the Dunkin drive thru. Got home. They gave me a sausage, egg and cheese croissant with TWO patties. Like I’m pretty sure that’s not even on the menu. Is this a cryptid