Fake Steven Marshall

Liberal Enthusiast. Wok in a Box aficionado. Premier Finally.

[Fake Steven Marshall @SteveMarshallMP]

And then he said “we can still win next year”. Classic Scott.

[Fake Steven Marshall @SteveMarshallMP]

I know $42 million of taxpayer money for an Adelaide Oval boutique hotel is a lot, but as God as my witness, I can guarantee it will be able to turn right. #saparli

[Fake Steven Marshall @SteveMarshallMP]

Congratulations to this year’s winner of the Premier’s Reading Challenge! @iainevansmp

[Fake Steven Marshall @SteveMarshallMP]

If only someone had told me the tram might not be able to turn right.

If only someone had indicated, given me a hint, a slight nudge, a bit of info, a short brief, a signal of some kind, a heads up, flagged the possibility, highlighted the chance, suggested that maybe.

If only.

[Fake Steven Marshall @SteveMarshallMP]

HAHA
TAKE THAT
ZINGER
GOTCHA
BYE

[SA Liberal Media @SALibMedia]

Rookie Labor Leader #SlipperyPete @PMalinauskasMP has been caught out misleading South Australians again! This morning he claimed people can only renew their drivers licence photo at Service SA centres. WRONG. This can be done at other locations #saparli

[Fake Steven Marshall @SteveMarshallMP]

Rob! Look at all the nice people who came to congratulate me on my budget. They have signs and uniforms and everything! #saparli

[Fake Steven Marshall @SteveMarshallMP]

They can’t come protest you if you cancel their bus

[Fake Steven Marshall @SteveMarshallMP]

Hey after cocking up the 2014 campaign I’ve had to wait a long time to make these cuts so cut your boy steve a little slack ok thanks bye.

[Fake Steven Marshall @SteveMarshallMP]

It’s always safer to have a treasurer that was actually there when money was invented.

[Fake Steven Marshall @SteveMarshallMP]

This budget is outrageous!

... sorry, force of habit.
This budget is the best!

[Fake Steven Marshall @SteveMarshallMP]

how to delete previous tweet

[Fake Steven Marshall @SteveMarshallMP]

how to prevent leadership spill

[He Who Shall Not Be Named @LordDutton]

Avada Kedavra bitch.

#libspill #auspol #dutton

[He Who Shall Not Be Named @LordDutton]

I’m coming for you 🎩

[Fake Steven Marshall @SteveMarshallMP]

Day 141 of Government:

Have almost run out of Labor projects to announce.

Some Ministers flailing.

Wingard wanting to rename his department “Simply Cops”.

Idiot.

[Fake Steven Marshall @SteveMarshallMP]

I actually only promised to fund our Grand Parent. (That’s what we call Rob Lucas) #saparli

[Fake Steven Marshall @SteveMarshallMP]

Day 67 of Government: Still unsure how to use swipe card. Do you put it in? Or hold it there? This is bullshit. Probably Jay’s fault. More updates to come. #saparli

[Fake Steven Marshall @SteveMarshallMP]

Only a Liberal Government will introduce sniffer dogs in schools with bees in their mouths so when they bark they shoot bees at you.

[Fake Steven Marshall @SteveMarshallMP]

Hey @Corey_Wingard - wanna use my discount code?

#saparli

[Fake Steven Marshall @SteveMarshallMP]

Jay might have had a big battery, but only your boy Steven can deliver this 💁🏻‍♂️

#saparli