Steve Merchant

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I am NOT the comedian/actor/writer/celebrity who I share a name with.
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[Steve Merchant @SteveMerchant]

I've now got to wait for a refund, Rufus AI was useless, then an automated chat that called me back with zero options to resolve, to then have a useless online chat with someone, to be told to click a link to speak to someone else who finally checked and said i wasn't eligible

[Steve Merchant @SteveMerchant]

@AmazonUK @AmazonMusicUK

Why, oh why send an offer to me, let me verify it, go through the process for you to then overcharge me (not applying the offer) for me to then take 4 attempts to find out that I'm not eligible and shouldn't have received the offer email USELESS!!!

[Steve Merchant @SteveMerchant]

@FedExHelp This is your idea of help.
Isn't very helpful

[Steve Merchant @SteveMerchant]

@FedEx you are useless.
You stated an 8:30am to 12.30pm slot. I've rearranged a day, cost me half a day's work. (NOW A FULL DAY)
Now all of a sudden my delivery is "before 6pm" and I must be here to sign for it.

Useless service, useless website, useless chat. USELESS!!!!!!!!!!!

[Steve Merchant @SteveMerchant]

@Jacob_Rees_Mogg Its not the washing itself we don't want.
It's the poor animal welfare and hygiene that exists requiring the chlorine wash

[Steve Merchant @SteveMerchant]

@CopMoustache The more I read the news the more I’d like to do the same.
Can Jake and I join your new community?

[Steve Merchant @SteveMerchant]

@CopMoustache @MrAndrewCotter Our monthly dog walk was loved my all pooches

[Steve Merchant @SteveMerchant]

@StansaidAirport @RangeRover

[5DayDeal @5DayDeal]

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[Steve Merchant @SteveMerchant]

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Hurry! Ends Forever OCT 11 @NOON PDT

[nini @SCUDERIAFEMBOY]

THE LIZARD IS SETTING PURPLE SECTORS!!!! 😭

[Steve Merchant @SteveMerchant]

And, another one bites the dust.
@NoIPcom account has been cancelled. a month before my renewal date, no reminder email, no price confirmation email, just charge my account.

The subscription has gone up by 240% in one year!!
I will not work with companies that do this. Cancelled

[Steve Merchant @SteveMerchant]

@StansaidAirport Take a page out of Luton Airport Car Park..... I'm sure you'll be fine

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Ofcom claims there is no consensus to ban Nigel Farage from Presenting on GB News.

Lets show them one.

[Occupy Democrats @OccupyDemocrats]

BREAKING: MAGA Governor Kristi Noem desperately defends her decision to execute her dog Cricket for being "less than worthless" as a "hunting dog" and "untrainable."

"I hated that dog," Noem writes in her new book, which contains the shocking revelation that she shot him with a gun in a gravel pit. She claims that he was "dangerous."

"It was not a pleasant job but it had to be done," she writes in an excerpt obtained by The Guardian. "And after it was over, I realized another unpleasant job needed to be done."

Her frankly disgusting attempt to exploit dog murder to present herself as a tough leader is horrifying Americans. It's unclear how she though that the revelation would go over, but Noem is already in damage control mode.

She posted a screenshot of a Guardian article detailing the excerpt on Twitter (X) and tried to defend herself.

"We love animals, but tough decisions like this happen all the time on a farm," wrote Noem. "Sadly, we just had to put down 3 horses a few weeks ago that had been in our family for 25 years. If you want more real, honest, and politically INcorrect stories that’ll have the media gasping, preorder 'No Going Back.'"

Apparently it wasn't enough to just kill the dog, she wants to use him to sell more books.

It's worth noting that Noem is one of the top contenders vying for Donald Trump's vice presidential slot. This is the kind of psychopath that flocks to him.

Please retweet and ❤️ if you would never vote for a dog murderer like Noem — and consider joining the growing exodus to Tribel, a new pro-democracy social network that is exploding in popularity because Twitter and Facebook are trying to stop its growth — which is only making Tribel grow even faster. Please follow us on Tribel to get all of our breaking news alerts sent straight to your phone or computer by clicking the following link: https://t.co/HnJzSKjCwX

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

The Conservatives are considering appointing extremist Gideon Falter as their Counter-Extremism advisor.

RT if it's a HELL NO from you.

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

BOOM.

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

What we need now is 50 years of taxing billionaires out of existence.

[Steve Merchant @SteveMerchant]

Come on @Ofcom this can't be considered ethical?

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Ofcom has said that GB News can still use politicians like Jacob Rees-Mogg as presenters because there is no clear consensus from the Public that we don't want them.

Smash the RT and the Like and show them a consensus, get them off our TVs.

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

Today is the 4 year anniversary of the most DISASTROUS press bleaching, I mean briefing of all time, masterfully weaved into hilarious comedy gold by the amazing @SarahCpr.

Yes, we're WAY better off now with President Biden.
#BetterWithBiden