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Salimia watu wa nduthi hao ndio wanabeba Assassins

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You can't have one boyfriend what if he dies?

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Lakini ile design Banks zinafungwa itabidi tumerudi kuweka pesa kwa Mfuko.#Chasebank

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#HarambeeStars can't even win on the eve of easter!!!You should have won for Jesus if winning for kenya is hard.

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#nevermissamoment

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Lakini Techno ika overheat inaweza piga hadi pasi.

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"@GhaflaKenya: Meet Sheesha Guy Who Wrote A Status That Got A million Comments And More Than 500k Likes https://t.co/xz1NwXIZdk"

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#Jkuat comrades are busy studying during the day that's why they strike after 10 when the library is closed.

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#HelloChallenge Tumerudiana na Ex juu ya hii Upus! Nimeambia Ex wangu am in California akaniuliza upande gani. 😢😢

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#cremedelacreme Creme dela creme ana spank ngeus ile design msee hugonga mzinga ndio ifunguke

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#Creamdelacream can make a whole crowd of people at Hakuna matata to scream.Lakini ameshindwa na ule ngeus pale Mpesa shop.

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#cremedelacreme Ninja be getting it in an Mpesa https://t.co/L9QeXsTMv4

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Adele's song Hello has got me missing everyone I have met in my life from my nursery school teachers to the 1824 bouncers.#1824

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Kuna Msee ameangusha Thao Juja nikajiuliza 'What would Jesus have done?'.I think he would have changed it into wine.nimeiweka kwa mfuko.

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lakini akuna kitu ilikuwa inaudhi highschool kama lesson ya Mode imeisha alafu chopi wa class anaamwambia aendele kufunzalesson next ni free

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@kotpundit @CiruMuriuki

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#tanzaniadecides Sasa saii ukienda Tanzania lazima ubebe funguo juu wako na Makufuli.

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#realtalk