Steve-O

[Steve-O @SteveOYardFace]

Hockey is terrible, I think I'm gonna start getting into Cricket

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HOCKEY IS OVER? TIME TO HIBERNATE FOR SIX MONTHS.

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Hey @steveyardumian: http://t.co/NbY93GXdbK

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HAPPY DAY OF A THOUSAND HOOKERS TO ME!

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#keepshitting

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Made it through three days of this new job. Shirtless.

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Apparently I'm not allowed to "date co-workers" at my new "job." Good thing my rufie nights don't count as actual dates.

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I don't always give two weeks notice, but when I do I write it in feces.

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Battlefield 3 makes me want to punch a baby. But in a good way.

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"Baby on Board" stickers are way dangerous. I always drive MUCH closer to the vehicle to make sure they're not lying about the baby.

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Why do I feel like I'm guarding a net without padding

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Flyers lost their first game last night. In unrelated news, a mustached man is rumored to have set all of Philly on fire.

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Oh hell no. I got a little too wasted last night. Anybody want to buy a thousand hockey pucks? Because I ordered that many.

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If you actually read the word "hell" as "H-E-Double Hockey Sticks," The Bible would not sell well in Canada.

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lost every phone number by accidentally telling siri "i hate everybody"

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I mean, Siri and I have fooled around a bit but i want to make it official.

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Trying to determine in which country or state it's legal to marry Siri.

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"Pumpkin Spice Latte" may be my favorite stripper name ever

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tonight seems like a good night for a raging bender

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The word to describe me is another word for what monster pooped on my bed.