Steve Parsey

I call 'em like I see 'em. Sports cars, auto racing, pop punk/alt. rock, TV comedies and other shit that goes fast.

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@NBA open your eyes, Tony Brothers and officiating team. Two horrendous calls in two possessions is pretty pathetic.

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@NBA WTF Tony Brothers and co… most obvious goaltend EVER and you don’t call it?

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@NHL A coach’s challenge backing the clock up by 0:30 on a no-call is BS, especially also rolling back a goal. Please look into how other sports are doing their challenges. @MLB and @NBA do a much better job. 🙄🙄🙄

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@OscarPiastri Your first win ever was handed to you in #Budapest2024. @McLarenF1 shouldn’t have asked you to hand back the position in #Monza2025 but now the ledger is square. #SingaporeGP L1, That amount of rubbin’s racing. #ShutUpAndDrive

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@McLarenF1 please tell @OscarPiastri to STOP WHINING and START RACING. Shit happens on L1.

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@Starbucks You’re closing the #VenturaTopanga store on one of the busiest corners in #TheValley #LosAngeles?! Somebody read a spreadsheet without looking at the actual location…

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@F1 @KimiAntF1 straight-up bad driving, dude. In light of being speared out of the race by Russell’s teammate, the stewards should call it no penalty for @Charles_Leclerc from earlier since they can’t make a damn decision about that in real time.

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@F1 Max should be disqualified, fined and penalized for the next race for the childish deliberate crash into @GeorgeRussell63 with 3 to go. 10 seconds not enough. @fia get a grip

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@f1 #JapaneseGP Highlight of the day goes to @OscarPiastri “That’s it?? That’s all the highlights from the race?” … “For a race that felt pretty flat-out, nothing happened!”

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@f1 #JapanGP for once I agree with Max… lol to Lando deserving space on that pit exit. @McLarenF1 shoulda kept him out for an overcut. @LandoNorris more likely had the pace to pull that off.

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@F1 #JapaneseGP the grass catching on fire EVERY SESSION at #SUZUKACIRCUIT is doubly disappointing knowing it is caused by the circus show move of having the plank make sparks for TV.

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@HaasF1Team where were you guys to tell @OllieBearman to bail out of that #SQ3 qualifying lap? Even @CroftyF1 and I could tell he was over the line at T2! 😱👀🤦‍♂️

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@McLarenF1 why are we rewarding mistakes? @OscarPiastri puts a tire in the gravel and can’t catch up bc you guys pussed out about the tire life. @LandoNorris has to give up SIX SECONDS of lead that he pulled ahead without even trying.
🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

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@McLarenF1 Wildly disappointed in your soap opera in the #HungarainGP. Somebody pay you off to win a bet? @LandoNorris is in the championship lead of your two drivers. His strategy WAS FASTER. What a waste of a chance to catch up points on Max.

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@McLarenF1 YOU blew the stops. @OscarPiastri 5 sec behind with 10 to go… and you’re going with team orders?! WHY?! I thought we were RACING! @LandoNorris should get to win when his strategy is faster.

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@LessThanJake @KillLincoln @TitleHolderBand LTJ in town for my birthday?! Dope, man. 😍

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What a double-pass move, @alex_albon! #CanadianGP

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@ScuderiaFerrari why send @Charles_Leclerc back out at the back of the pack with SLICK TIRES?!?! It’s going to get wet again. Did you look at anything other than the radar?

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@fia @F1 @SkySportsF1 @KevinMagnussen charging through on the full wets is more evidence that ALL tire compounds should have greater grip differential! It shouldn’t have to be a wet race to encourage this kind of passing. Put it on team strategy to deal with the tire wear

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WOO! Congrats @Charles_Leclerc @ScuderiaFerrari on a great win @F1 #MonacoGP