Steve

Just your average snail.
#SlugLife

[Steve @SteveTheSnail9]

My stomach is killing me.... Shouldn't have eaten that dodgy lettuce this morning.

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A Frenchman just ate my brother

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My Mrs is officially a model now. So proud. #PlayboyMansion

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“@MailOnline: Snail slim could keep your skin looking youthful http://t.co/hOgRJvwZSm” form a cue ladies

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Late to work again

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Movie night tonight. Bugs Life.

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Lovely walk to work. Going to be late....again.

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@CamAppel Happy birthday Eric. Hope he has a wonderful day and gets a lovely new shell. 🐌

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Lunch is served #Foodporn

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Anyone got a pump? Got a flat shell.

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Going to take my new dingy out in the harbour for a snail.

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@example 🐌🔫

[Steve @SteveTheSnail9]

@example you stood on my brother yesterday you slug. #RIP

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Just went for a few sips down the Slug and lettuce. Nice to see some of the lads.@sedrick @simon @shaun @sean @sybil

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Just finished my first day as a beauty therapist. Knackered

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The life of a snail is taken with a pinch of salt.

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Could do with doing a few jobs round the shell. Mrs wants me to hang this picture of our late friends. #RestInGarlic

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Love my new @Shell discount card. Just got 50% off petrol #perksofbeingasnail

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Living for the weekend. #SlugLife

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Hanging like an absolute slug! What happened last night.