Steve Timms

I thought I'd better create this in case I become famous.

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So no one working at Pizza Express in Woking has come forward to say they remember the night that a FUCKING MEMBER OF THE ROYAL FAMILY came in.

I worked at Harry Ramsden’s in Birmingham 25 years ago and can remember Roy Wood from Wizzard coming in. Lovely bloke. #PrinceAndrew

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@bluenoseboss Those limbs are beautiful.

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@BCFC And for this one, admin.

[Birmingham City FC @BCFC]

Goal for Fulham. Stansfield, 26.

[0-1] #BIRFUL

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@thegoalzone Rename the Alcester Road after him, Tom.

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@BCFC Return of the king.

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@adbutler85 @BCFC Give our admin all the awards.

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@ZoeJardiniere @JonJonesSnr He thinks he’s completed politics.

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France sailing into the #OpeningCeremony to the Made in Chelsea theme tune for some reason was a delight.

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@quantick Waybuloo Reed.

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@quantick Something Specials.

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@ToweringZigic Agree we need a change. But those names are very underwhelming. I have nothing to offer other than Bielsa, Taylor Swift or the ghost of Brian Clough.

[Football Remind ⚽️ @FootballRemind]

@mgeddy94 A classic bit of music…

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@_realkings Europapa, Europapa.

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Biden should just embrace stuff like this now. “Hey everyone, I invented cheese. Because of me cars have wing mirrors.”

[Rita Panahi @RitaPanahi]

Biden: “I’m proud to be, as I said, the first vice president, first black woman, to serve with a black president”

Biden identifies as a black woman. This could be a game changer, folks.

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@GregHands There it is. The stupidest tweet you’ll ever read.

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@Nigel_Farage

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@TiceRichard @reformparty_uk If they’ve paid to be there then as chairman of Reform Uk Ltd you must be delighted.

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Really good thread.

[Josh Ellis @jzellis]

I'm gonna explain to y'all why Britain considers 78°F/25°C hot. I know hot because I grew up in Texas and spent half my life in Las Vegas. So I am absolutely qualified to explain this to the rest of you who laugh at UK "heat waves".

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@seacider @StanCollymore Oh yeah, forgot that one thankfully.

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@TheMightyLight @StanCollymore I honestly thought the BBC had played a replay of that game by mistake. Maybe it’s actually genius, and Southgate was resting players DURING the match to save them for the knockout stages.