Steve Waldinger

I write comedy & comics! See also my sister accounts @comicprov, where I co-create live improvised comics, & @episodeonepod, the podcast I co-host!

[Neil Stone @DrNeilStone]

I can't figure out if vaccines work or not.

Tough one. I can see why RFK Jr is so concerned.

Need Sherlock Holmes on this one.

[Gregg Nunziata @greggnunziata]

I've never voted for a Dem.
I left the top line blank twice.
The case for Trump was weak but plausible in 16. It was worse in 20 but not fully discredited. It's now an affront to all I hold most dear.
He must be defeated. Harris is asking for my vote, I will give it to her.

[Will Stancil @whstancil]

Again it is somehow not breaking through that TRUMP’S TOP SURROGATE IS LITERALLY PROMISING ECONOMIC HARDSHIP FOR ALL AMERICANS

[Democratic Wins Media @DemocraticWins]

BREAKING: In a stunning announcement, after distancing himself from Project 2025, Donald Trump announced he will appoint Tom Homan (Project 2025’s author) on day 1. Retweet to make sure all Americans see this and know Donald Trump is Project 2025

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

In case you missed it. Please watch.

[FatherBible @FatherBible]

Go @Saints!

[Rolling Stone @RollingStone]

"Kamala Harris is the clear choice over Donald Trump. Vote for a future where the carnage of the Trump era is left in the past and America keeps moving forward."

- Executive Editor, @SeanWoods12
https://t.co/rFXucvXsHO

[Rolling Stone @RollingStone]

The Christians Preaching the Case for Kamala: ‘Trump Undermines the Work of Jesus’

Christians are traveling the country on a mission — spreading faith, hope, and love, and attempting to move evangelicals from Trump to Harris.

Story: https://t.co/aPcSM3CgQz

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

Yesterday, just before noon, The Washington Post, through CEO William Lewis, announced it would not endorse a candidate in the 2024 presidential election.

It was shocking for two immediate reasons.

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[scary lawyerguy @scarylawyerguy]

Y'all understand if Trump wins, both Alito and Thomas retire w/in 6 months and he replaces them with two 40something justices who ensure a right wing majority until 2050, give or take. So, if you're 30 or over, that's your SCOTUS for the rest of your life.

[Art Candee 🍿🥤 @ArtCandee]

Leon Munsk apparently doesn’t want people to see that Trump supporters at Donald Trump’s Coachella rally were stranded after the event.

You know what that means!

Pass it on!

[Steve Waldinger @SteveWaldinger]

@YahooFantasy Sorry to ask on this post but I couldn't find any fantasy hockey info at all, when does the daily NHL fantasy contest start?

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

Swell idea, @DisavowTrump20! Won't you join me? It'll be F-U-N! Let's get started:
#PutinOwnsTrump #PutinOwnsTrump
#PutinOwnsTrump #PutinOwnsTrump
#PutinOwnsTrump #PutinOwnsTrump
See how it works?
Then DO it!
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[IMEU Policy Project @imeupolicy]

BREAKING: For the first time in US history there will be a vote in Congress to block weapons to Israel.

Sending Israel weapons is a violation of US law and opposed by a majority of Americans, who are sick of seeing their tax dollars fund Israel’s war crimes against Palestinians.

[Steve Waldinger @SteveWaldinger]

I thought @maskdmirag was a chaos causing time traveller from the year 2025 but NO - it was #AgathaAllAlong ! Also the #pittsburghpenguins have #HighPotential to win the #stanleycup this year so place your bet now with #ThePenguin! Plus reviews of these shows too on the #podcast

[EpisodeOnePod @EpisodeOnePod]

It's a triple feature on the newest Episode One Podcast.

Steve and Chris Cover: The Penguin, Agatha All Along and High Potential:

https://t.co/ez855CHeRh

[Steve Waldinger @SteveWaldinger]

Please fix this while there's still time @GovParsonMO #SaveMarcellusWilliams

[Innocence Project @innocence]

We wish we had better news. But as of now, #MarcellusWilliams is still scheduled to be executed by Missouri tonight at 6 p.m. central for a crime he is totally innocent of. ⁠

Don’t stop sharing his story. It’s not too late to save an innocent life.⁠ https://t.co/eofSDX66tC

[Innocence Project @innocence]

We wish we had better news. But as of now, #MarcellusWilliams is still scheduled to be executed by Missouri tonight at 6 p.m. central for a crime he is totally innocent of. ⁠

Don’t stop sharing his story. It’s not too late to save an innocent life.⁠ https://t.co/eofSDX66tC

[Steve Waldinger @SteveWaldinger]

Please grant Marcellus Williams clemency @GovParsonMO #FreeMarcellusWilliams

[Charles Booker @Booker4KY]

Although the prosecutors believe Marcellus Williams is innocent, the state of Missouri is still scheduled to execute him.

Marcellus Williams should be granted clemency, and the death penalty should be abolished.

[Steve Waldinger @SteveWaldinger]

Please grant clemency @GovParsonMO

[Innocence Project @innocence]

BREAKING: Despite widespread support for clemency based on serious doubts about the integrity of Marcellus Williams’ conviction and death sentence, @GovParsonMO has denied clemency to Marcellus, who is scheduled to be executed tomorrow at 6 p.m. CT. https://t.co/E59wbuj6UR

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