Steve Fish

"That’s not a manifesto; that’s just 37 pages about my feelings."

[Hans Fiene 🦬 @HansFiene]

You don’t miss Blockbuster. You miss living a simple, nonperformative life. You miss eye contact and company.

You can bring back Blockbuster now but without the other stuff, you’d still turn off the movie after 20 minutes because you were looking at your phone instead.

[interpretation @materialcritic]

knowing how it tends to go with male authors and their wives it was probably marge who wrote the odyssey

[Jaylen Brown @FCHWPO]

I’ll “be quiet” / stop streaming if you “be quiet” and retire let’s give the people what they want

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

so it appears my summer will just be me rotating between being a depressed New Englander and a horny Texan

[Jomboy Media @JomboyMedia]

“Coaches4hire” on the van picking up the Red Sox coaches that just got fired

(via @ChrisCotillo)

[it looks like you're writing a novel @gr8writingtips]

if you don't feel like writing, maybe you should force yourself to do it anyway and end up with ten unusable pages of garbage

[River Page @river_is_nice]

Feel like this is why people don’t really go out and party like they once did. Literally two steps out the door and you’re inside this crowdsourced panopticon we call a country getting filmed, posted and clowned on for absolutely nothing

[Lindsay Crosby, big baseball guy @CrosbyBaseball]

"off the charts"?

It's literally on a chart. We're looking at the chart. You put the chart in the tweet. The main content of the tweet *IS* the chart

[Steve Fish @Steve_Fish]

@SenWhitehouse @SenJackReed Y'all gonna do anything or...?

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

Why do certain apps think they can pause my music…you’re nothing and no one

[Bilge Ebiri @BilgeEbiri]

“I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.”

[Tipping Pitches @tipping_pitches]

Looks like the Mets don’t respect the path Paul Skenes almost took

[lil yitty big city @Spitflyer]

cooking with thyme

[ShinyMcShine: Simpsons Quotes @ShinyMcShine_]

Hi, I'm Troy McClure you may remember me from....

The Boatjacking of Supership '79
Calling All Quakers (with Dolores Montenegro)
Christmas Ape
Christmas Ape Goes to Summer Camp
The Contrabulous Fabtraption of Professor Horatio Hufnagel
Cry Yuma
David vs. Super Goliath
Dial M for Murderousness
The Electric Gigolo
The Erotic Adventures of Hercules
Give My Remains to Broadway
Gladys the Groovy Mule
Good-Time Slim, Uncle Doobie, and the Great "Frisco Freak-Out"
The Greatest Story Ever Hula'd
Here Comes the Coast Guard
Hitler Doesn't Live Here Anymore
Hydro, the Man with the Hydraulic Arms
Jagged Attraction
Leper in the Backfield
Look Who's Still Oinking
Make-Out King of Montana
Meet Joe Blow
The Muppets Go Medieval
"P" is for Psycho
Preacher with a Shovel
The President's Neck is Missing
The Revenge of Abe Lincoln
Suddenly, Last Supper
They Came to Burgle Carnegie Hall
Today We Kill, Tomorrow We Die
The Verdict Was Mail Fraud
The Wackiest Covered Wagon in the West

Adjusting Your Self-O-Stat
Alice Doesn't Live Any More
Alice's Adventures Through the Windshield Glass
Birds: Our Fine Feathered Colleagues
The Decapitation of Larry Leadfoot
Designated Drivers: The Lifesaving Nerds
Dig Your Own Grave and Save
Earwigs, Ew!
Firecrackers: The Silent Killer
Fuzzy Bunny's Guide
to You Know What
Get Confident, Stupid
The Half-Assed Approach to Foundation Repair
Here Comes the Metric System!
Lead Paint: Delicious But Deadly
Locker Room Towel Fight: The Blinding of Larry Driscoll
Man Versus Nature: The Road To Victory
Meat and You: Partners in Freedom
Mommy, What's Wrong With That Man's Face?
Mothballing Your Battleship
Phony Tornado Alerts Reduce Readiness
Shoplifters BEWARE
Smoke Yourself Thin
Someone's in the Kitchen with DNA!
Two Minus Three Equals Negative Fun!
Young Jebediah Springfield
Welcome to Springfield Airport
Where's Nordstrom?

AfterMannix
Alien Nose Job
Antiques Rodeo
Buck Henderson, Union Buster
Carnival of the Stars
Chair Fancy
Five Fabulous Weeks of The Chevy Chase Show
Handle with Care
I Can't Believe They Invented It!
Let's Save Tony Orlando's House
The Miss American Girl Pageant
Out With Gout '88
Pimp My Armorie!
Public Television Telethon
Son of Sanford and Son
Ten Is Too Many!
Troy and Company's Summertime Smile Factory

Stop the Planet of the Apes, I Want to Get Off!
Video Tour Guide to Rancho Relaxx

[yc @yc]

Emerald Fennell sounds like the ingredient you’re not even gonna try to find at the store. Just leaving it out the recipe

[kyle @Caol_MacCormaic]

people got mad at hipsters because they felt passively condemned by others having taste and standards, but they won, everything is tasteless slop now. we look to the east and await the return of the hipster, at the turning of the tide

[Dok @Dok845]

DNC comms guys are all the only elder millennials who never saw the Poochie episode