Lisan al’Gaisteve

Handsome.

[Lisan al’Gaisteve @Steve_MTV]

Breakfast is for horsemaxxing. I had oats and an apple. Might have a few sugar cubes

[Lisan al’Gaisteve @Steve_MTV]

Gonna start a daily instagram account called mean muggin where I post the mug I use for coffee. It’ll be a repetitive page I use a heat sensitive dinosaur mug that turns them into skeletons when it gets hot, a Steven seagal mug, and a Fort Sumter mug

[Lisan al’Gaisteve @Steve_MTV]

What percentage of ketchup goes uneaten because people overestimate how much they need?

[Lisan al’Gaisteve @Steve_MTV]

Life’s too short to eat the chocolate the way Hershey tells you to. Bite into it. Live a little

[Lisan al’Gaisteve @Steve_MTV]

My definitive ranking for the lord of the rings trilogy 1. Fellowship (by far) 2. Two towers 3. Return of the king

[Lisan al’Gaisteve @Steve_MTV]

Me to Punxsutawney Phil

[🗂️ @forzasharl]

soft / over rated overrated / pretty boy / a bitch / reaction video

[Joe Roman @Joeroman_]

Never forget when DeBlasio assassinated Staten Island Chuck.

[Lisan al’Gaisteve @Steve_MTV]

Was the Hammer of Dawn predictive programming for direct energy weapons?

[Lisan al’Gaisteve @Steve_MTV]

Sometimes you need to give the roof of your mouth and get a plain bagel

[Lisan al’Gaisteve @Steve_MTV]

Ginger ale is very underrated. Not just for upset stomachs

[Lisan al’Gaisteve @Steve_MTV]

Why don’t people put buffalo sauce on salads? You can combine it with ranch or blue cheese much like you would do with carrots and celery when eating wings. This could be bigger than ozempic

[Lisan al’Gaisteve @Steve_MTV]

I want to toughen my fingies to be impervious to burns while cooking. I’m starting with 3 sets of 12 touching a hot stove

[Lisan al’Gaisteve @Steve_MTV]

The smart car is for bug men

[Lisan al’Gaisteve @Steve_MTV]

Never thought I’d see the day when nova lost a game before DePaul

[Lisan al’Gaisteve @Steve_MTV]

I've gotten this question a lot, despite being named for my mortal enemy, I was a friend to Peanut the Squirrel.

[Lisan al’Gaisteve @Steve_MTV]

I got a guy for that (placing bets on the presidential election)

[Lisan al’Gaisteve @Steve_MTV]

@stoolpresidente @jrupp01

[Lisan al’Gaisteve @Steve_MTV]

@helloimrob Invest in esports

[Lisan al’Gaisteve @Steve_MTV]

@helloimrob You should respect everyone

[Lisan al’Gaisteve @Steve_MTV]

@JuliannoTSK Uhtred ragnarson