Steven Applebaum

Sports Fanatic, Political junkie, CT resident.

[Steven Applebaum @StevenApplebau2]

@lesliealhassan1 @warriors chucking threes and shimmying everywhere looks cool, Durant peaked years ago. Russ is averaging triple doubles and Paul George is best defensive player in the league. Steph and KD getting carried by Dray and Klay, every insider in the league will tell you this

[Steven Applebaum @StevenApplebau2]

@BordenskiJimbo @warriors Steph and Durant ever average a triple double, No Russ has only done that for 3 consecutive seasons. Paul George could win mvp and defense player of the year. Everyone knows Iggy and Draymond (heart of the team) are the backbone of those finals

[Steven Applebaum @StevenApplebau2]

@HopeGrif_ @SpeakerPelosi @SOFearghail_TD Hope, Steve here, I'm so sorry to hear that. If it makes you feel any better my son is now my "daughter" and will also be dating men.

[Steven Applebaum @StevenApplebau2]

@warriors Curry and Durant are arguably two of the game's most overrated superstars. I would rather have Russ and Paul George and it is not even close to a debate #NBA

[Steven Applebaum @StevenApplebau2]

@vikinggirlwild @CarolGr71771646 @krassenstein How dare you suggest that Gerry be used for soup. His role is as a hockey puck in floor hockey with THE KIDS Vikki. The freaking Kids.

[Steven Applebaum @StevenApplebau2]

@barstoolsports Not sure about you guys but this is the type of behavior I think we need in the American school systems. This type of teaching builds character, if my "daughter" was subjected to this gritty, blue collar form of teaching she might of turned out ALOT different

[Steven Applebaum @StevenApplebau2]

@RonTheDon9191 Ron, Steve here, nothing quite like that end of work day cosmo. That pink fruity beverage makes me cream my jeans. If only you didn't cream yourself back in the day you wouldn't be having this child support issue!! Always double up on protection!!!!!!

[Steven Applebaum @StevenApplebau2]

@CarolGr71771646 @IlhanMN Hope, Gerry did always respond well to stern punishment. I'll never forget the day we brought him home and used him as our puck while playing floor hockey with our kids!!!!

[Steven Applebaum @StevenApplebau2]

@JaimeHa60234770 @RonTheDon9191 @fairfieldprep Unbelievably proud of young @JaimeHa60234770, felt like yesterday when @RonTheDon9191 and I would come to games to cheer you on. I even remember when Jaime shit himself on the mound!!

[Steven Applebaum @StevenApplebau2]

@DanDona07379675 @DanDona07379675 did you ever figure payout on this Dan. Didn't realize your type of work paid this well, any room for an old pal in your office??

[Dan Donaldson @DanDona07379675]

If Bryce Harper signs with the Phillies I will give everybody that retweets this 20 dollars

[Steven Applebaum @StevenApplebau2]

Not quite sure why @KendallJenner isn't at the Sixers game tonight, hopefully she still isn't giving out alcohol to minors at the King of Prussia mall!! #sixers #NBA

[Steven Applebaum @StevenApplebau2]

@SeanKumnick @AaronBlake @WhalersPlates Grew up going to Whaler games with my Dad, absolutely stunning jerseys!!

[Steven Applebaum @StevenApplebau2]

@AndrewYang Andrew, Steve here, don't you think you should be focusing on policy instead of watching #GOT If I was fortunate enough, and laid off the heroin back in the day, and was in your position. I would be more focused on helping the American people!!!

[Steven Applebaum @StevenApplebau2]

@CarolGr71771646 Could not be more excited for you to join Tweeter, I hope you being an intersectional feminist can help my trans daughter move forward in the public school system. Didn't make enough money to send her to private school cause I had to pay for my rehab years ago!!!

[Steven Applebaum @StevenApplebau2]

@MarkelleF rumor is you took a billion shots this summer, but a shame I saw you at the KOP mall stuffing your fat face with auntie anne's pretzels. What your mom didn't do enough cooking for you!!!!!

[Steven Applebaum @StevenApplebau2]

@RichardWetter Richard, can't believe that little Adolf turned 3 today. Feel like it was yesterday that you brought him home after we won him in that Columbian cocaine/gambling ring!!!

Cheers!!!

[Steven Applebaum @StevenApplebau2]

@GoldbergNed Ned, Steven here, could not agree more with you. While he does MOVE the needle for the game of golf, he also does MOVE his car across that yellow painted line quite often. Although, he must of had a great time being so high off of painkillers. Man I miss my days before rehab.

[Steven Applebaum @StevenApplebau2]

@KateBekx @RonaldH19795595 @CarolSmurf @thehill Kate have you ever walked around a big city as a tourist, drinking that much hard alcohol in the day time releases certain bodily fluids. Got to go when you have to go!!

[Steven Applebaum @StevenApplebau2]

@RonaldH19795595 @KateBekx @CarolSmurf @thehill a lot to process here, would appreciate Ronald if you didn't reveal that kind of information online about me. You wouldn't want me telling everyone about your brief, but intense, homosexual adventure when we were in college would you now??