Steven Benjamin

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@nytimes After Trump is gone, the sign will be added to the collection of the Museum of American History.

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@michaeljduarte Fixed it

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@cnnbrk How most people read the headline

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@IndyCar @Freedom250GP @AlexPalou @FRosenqvist @malukasdavid @WhiteHouse Oooooohhh! They’re going to drive on DC streets with no traffic! I dare those drivers to go 45 on Connecticut Ave during rush hour. Then we’ll see if they can really drive.

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@FT That didn’t age well

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@emilymiller You could apply your prodigious investigative skills to find a bicycle you can handle. Maybe a bicycle shop owner could explain how to select and fit a bicycle, on background only of course.

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@CBSNews Easy fix

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@latenightercom @jaketapper Was this filmed to be a multiple memes?

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@washingtonpost Gave two goals away due to major defensive errors.

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@emilymiller When are they going to indict the other guy?

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@nicksortor Of course he’s guilty. Just look at him.

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@NBCNews Prosecutors can indict a ham sandwich. Sorry Davey.

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@CBSEveningNews @CBSNews @edokeefe

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@CNN

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@CNN

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@TMZ Breaking news!

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@NBCNews Breaking news! Arrests at Reflecting Pool to include wild fowl.

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@ElizLanders

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@NBCNews Watch out ducks! They’re coming for you!!!

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@emilymiller An independent Twitter journalist reports on the condition of a pool. But for the absurdity of the subject matter of a guy on bike having an issue with a hose, this would be a nothingburger.