Steven Bonner

Still designing things. Usually for booze.

[Steven Bonner @StevenBonner__]

Announcing his new rate card.

[Nigel Farage MP @Nigel_Farage]

I will deliver an emergency address to the nation at 8am. 🚨

[Steven Bonner @StevenBonner__]

@Joshlander31911 @MarinaPurkiss You’re right, I’m embarrassing myself.

[Steven Bonner @StevenBonner__]

@Joshlander31911 @MarinaPurkiss Only if you do the balls in the car door thing.

[Steven Bonner @StevenBonner__]

@Joshlander31911 @MarinaPurkiss Feel free.

[Steven Bonner @StevenBonner__]

@jj_bull Elsie Dee Soundsystem

[Steven Bonner @StevenBonner__]

@SholaMos1 So when he shouts “I have a bomb” at a security scanner does he actually have a bomb? And when he shouted “Fuck the Queen”, did he actually want to? Is that your logic?

[Steven Bonner @StevenBonner__]

That’s right, you don’t talk about strategy. You just put it in the group chat.

[Fox News @FoxNews]

REPORTER: "Mr. President, you took a kind of a little bit of a swipe at AOC today, and I was just wondering…"

TRUMP: "Well her performance was horrible, I was surprised, actually, I didn't know she was stupid."

REPORTER: "So how would you have answered the question that she was asked about whether the U.S. should support Taiwan if they're attacked by China?"

TRUMP: "Well, I would have just said that it's none of your business right now because I wouldn't answer that question anyway. I wouldn't respond to a question like that. That's war when it comes to war, you don't talk about your strategy."

[Steven Bonner @StevenBonner__]

@GandalfObiewan @JakobSkouboe There is.

[Steven Bonner @StevenBonner__]

@GandalfObiewan @JakobSkouboe That’s the Netherlands, chief.

[Steven Bonner @StevenBonner__]

@rclstudio @BalogunAbass12 Troop.
Oh, and Travel Fox. And British Knights.

[Steven Bonner @StevenBonner__]

@RossDMcDonald @KennyFarq You did, I laughed. Even my wife laughed. And she couldn’t give a monkeys.

[Steven Bonner @StevenBonner__]

Dear Celtic, I miss Angeball. Thanks.

[Steven Bonner @StevenBonner__]

Day 218. People are still giving hot takes on the Cracker Barrel logo.

[Steven Bonner @StevenBonner__]

@ScotRail Hi, is the Alloa to Glasgow line running this morning?

[Steven Bonner @StevenBonner__]

@abidaker Love this Abi

[Steven Bonner @StevenBonner__]

Long shot, but does anyone know of any companies that replace belt buckles?

[Steven Bonner @StevenBonner__]

I thought Dave Bautista was showing off a new look for a second.

[Steven Bonner @StevenBonner__]

So you’re like that without drugs?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

lol

[Steven Bonner @StevenBonner__]

C’mon now. Don’t let me down. Again.

[Golden State Warriors @warriors]

GAME DAY

[Steven Bonner @StevenBonner__]

Why is every tagline “redefining” something?