Steven Bost

Comic, Trivia Quizmaster ronin, the one guy who deletes/rewrites when his tweets have typos. There was a time I thought I'd be good at online ...

[Steven Bost @StevenBost1]

For a nation that doesn't read history - hell, that can barely handle Daylight Saving Time - we sure do go on about G.O.A.T.s a lot.

[Steven Bost @StevenBost1]

Today is the funeral for former Pres. Jimmy Carter.

It was supposed to happen earlier, but the ghost of Ronald Reagan secretly negotiated to push it back.

[Steven Bost @StevenBost1]

There's a Moscow hotel manager somewhere who has the opportunity to do the funniest thing and place a barrel on the ground below whichever room Bashar al-Assad is staying in.

[Steven Bost @StevenBost1]

Will enjoy the next four years of technology yanking me relentlessly toward AI, while all public policy drags me inexorably back toward coal.

[Steven Bost @StevenBost1]

Well. Maybe as a consolation Joe Arpaio will die soon.

[Steven Bost @StevenBost1]

@ddale8 @HolmesLybrand He called the app, did he?

[Steven Bost @StevenBost1]

@BasedIllinoisan Cheryl Hines?

[Steven Bost @StevenBost1]

At some point, take a sec to appreciate that no one's a reporter-hater on Election Day.

[Steven Bost @StevenBost1]

@DeItaone Around midnight, a rope ladder will suddenly descend to the penthouse balcony, and Leon will grab it, dirigible'ing away wordlessly, as Trump stares in disbelief.

[Steven Bost @StevenBost1]

@hansilowang Do the lawyers still get paid?

[Steven Bost @StevenBost1]

@maddenifico I'm old enough to remember when Lisa Loeb got me to vote with much the same promise.

[Steven Bost @StevenBost1]

@Acyn In terms of computer, nobody's better than Leon. But in terms of paper ...

[Steven Bost @StevenBost1]

11/5/2024

[Steven Bost @StevenBost1]

@patriottakes From what I understand, the man also endorses, like, fish food for a straighter urethra and coffee made from sawdust(?)

[Steven Bost @StevenBost1]

@DashaBurns @katiadoyl @akarl_smith @JillianFrankel @emmab929 He then returned to the podium to call you "fake news," encouraged his supporters to boo you, and mused about you shielding him from an assassin.

[Steven Bost @StevenBost1]

@jayblackisfunny Chances he pronounces it "REED-ing" are high above non-zero.

Oh, and God help him if he even attempts "Kutztown."

[Steven Bost @StevenBost1]

@atrupar PEOPLE! He meant put her in the ring against Tyson's POLICIES!!!

[Steven Bost @StevenBost1]

@atrupar High non-zero chance--if he referred to the city at all--he pronounced it "REED-ing."

[Steven Bost @StevenBost1]

@RonFilipkowski Vlardinngerbroek and Dotcom? Why, those names are as American as Nute Gunray and Thanos of Titan!