Mystery Steven

Catdad/legal translator. Loves crime novels, Murder She Wrote, The Golden Girls, musical theatre & more #AgathaChristie #TitlesinTranslation 🦋: Mystery Steven

[Mystery Steven @StevenGarner12]

Another #Eurovision voting sequence spent "hoping for a saviour" (although I was reasonably confident Dara would get around 300+ based on basic maths) instead of "crowning a winner".

Sadly, as long as they’re in, I remain largely checked out 🤷🏻‍♂️

Brava to Dara and Delta! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[Randy Rainbow @RandyRainbow]

If Donald Jessica gets a sequel, so do I.

Happy 250th, America. 🇺🇸🙄🧠

#VeryStableGenius #PartTwo #parody

[Mystery Steven @StevenGarner12]

@Number10cat @Daenerys33 I couldn’t love (and now miss) this wonderful man more 😢

[The Labour Party @UKLabour]

This is exactly who Nigel Farage is.

[Mystery Steven @StevenGarner12]

@lopes_fred96525 @aussievisionnet @EuroOzdale

[David M✌🏻 @MrsRemingtonFan]

It’s Pride month! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

[Mystery Steven @StevenGarner12]

@EuroOzdale Deltr 😹

[Waqas🔶️ @m0w4q45]

Three problems, Rob: it's not a mosque (it's a food bank with a small prayer room), it wasn't a consecrated church (it was an old school building), and it doesn't serve any faith exclusively. The one thing genuinely destroyed at the site was a digger torched by arsonists who'd swallowed the exact "it's becoming a mosque" myth you're reposting. The C of E condemned the attack. Maybe read past the headline next time.

[Mystery Steven @StevenGarner12]

@lopes_fred96525 @aussievisionnet It’ll cease to exist?! Wow! Who’s your source?

[Mystery Steven @StevenGarner12]

@ozdale @mikeyjj So excited for you both!! 😍

[Mystery Steven @StevenGarner12]

@RobertJenrick @reformparty_uk Has the Ozempic gone to your head, Bob?
Or were you always a dog-whistling nutter?

[Randy Rainbow @RandyRainbow]

I get the strategy. But I have needs. 💍

#WhereTheHellIsOurCongress #WeDontWantAKing #NewVideo #parody

[Mystery Steven @StevenGarner12]

Burnham 80% v Streeting 10%

😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹

[YouGov @YouGov]

More head to heads from our Labour members poll

Burnham 59% v Starmer 37%
Burnham 69% v Rayner 27%
Burnham 75% v Miliband 21%
Burnham 80% v Streeting 10%

Starmer 49% v Rayner 47%
Starmer 58% v Miliband 38%
Starmer 65% v Streeting 15%

Rayner 61% v Miliband 35%
Rayner 70% v Streeting 19%

Miliband 58% v Streeting 28%

Results link in replies

[Reform Party UK Exposed 🇬🇧 @reformexposed]

Reform UK Gone Since the Local Elections

Dr David Bull has been sacked as Chair.

[Mystery Steven @StevenGarner12]

Bang a 👨‍🦰
Bang a 👨‍🦰

#Eurovision

[Mystery Steven @StevenGarner12]

@aussievisionnet I maintain that it’s @mikeyjj in that kangaroo suit!

[Aussievision @aussievisionnet]

🇦🇺 Delta Goodrem may not have won Eurovision 2026, but Australia still achieved one of its best-ever results! Here are the key achievements behind her entry Eclipse: https://t.co/Carxo6qVvA

[Mystery Steven @StevenGarner12]

@gasugasu1984 @DaveMilbo Bwahahahahaha 👏🏻👏🏻

[Kerem @Krm_H67]

THE ONLY MOMENT TONIGHT WHERE EUROPE WAS REALLY UNITED BY MUSIC. CONGRATS 🇧🇬 BULGARIA!!

#Eurovision #Eurovision2026 #ESC2026