Steven Gauge

Host of The Palace Panel Show, Author of Mud, Sweat and Beers, The Bluffer's Guide to Rugby and a few other little books

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Spotted in an airport book shop. Perfect holiday reading…

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Just in time for Elections next Thursday, a Kindle deal on this little book I wrote.

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Trying to turn this lot into a panel show for the good people of Crystal Palace. Wish me luck!

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I will buy a drink for anyone who books a ticket for the Palace Panel Show this month and comes up to me in the interval and tells me why they love Elon Musk. I think this is a safe bet as no-one is using twitter anymore. https://t.co/6ZhLBwDUUz

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Sadly I don't think this will offend anyone, but if you would like to create a Twitter-storm, pile-in, knock yourselves out.

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What’s happening? The Palace Panel Show- that’s what’s happening! https://t.co/sxT5ZDG8TB

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Twitterers, do you get out much? If you’re anywhere near South London you might enjoy the Palace Panel Show this Friday from 7pm. We’ll be turning this lot into laughs. Why not join us irl xx

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Chuffed to have met Terry Venables back in 2013 at the Sports Book Awards. He was utterly charming and clearly in much better shape than me at the time. One of a kind.

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8 things I wish someone had told me about living with someone who has cancer - a new blog by me https://t.co/ypGVZWHory

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The Palace Panel Show is a little bit earlier this month than usual. Just thought you might like to know.

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Hosting this fab, friendly show in Crystal Palace on Friday. It would be lovely to see you there if you're free.

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Huge pleasure to have presented this fabulous show!

[Crystal Palace Community Trust @CPCtrust]

Check out our 2023 Anerley Community Talent Show! Supported by @FreedomAcademy_ & @StJohnsSE19
The video is on our YouTube page:
https://t.co/tG10HpE0ws via @YouTube

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I do enjoy a spot of light flyering in the sunshine and the commuters of Crystal Palace are lovely #livecomedy

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Virtual flyering: LIVE COMEDY on Friday at the Paxton Centre, in Crystal Palace. I'm hosting the Palace Panel Show and would love to see you there.

[World Rugby @WorldRugby]

The first player that comes to mind when you see this number is _______.

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@WorldRugby .@MightyWarl colours, hooker’s number… hmmm

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@btsportrugby rugby highs: as captain of Warlingham 4th XV taking them from 3rd worst side in Surrey to 4th worst. Low: retiring after a head injury incurred putting out the recycling.

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And then perhaps could me and my mates
Have a turn on the TV?
And when we’re all celebrities
Will anyone like me?
(8/8)

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Celebrity culture. A thread:

I don’t like celebrities.
I don’t think they like me.
They never seem to turn up
When I ask them round for tea (1/8)

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I don’t like celebrities.
I think they’ve had their day.
I wish they’d do the decent thing
And all just go away.
(7/8)