Steven Hayes ⚓

I am the needle in the haystack 🖖🏻

[Steven Hayes ⚓ @StevenHayesR53]

It’s official.... we have a Mad Queen on our hands

[Steven Hayes ⚓ @StevenHayesR53]

@CarlyBrazill Lions don’t concern themselves with the opinion of a sheep Carly.... some people just don’t know what a quality cinematic production is these days

[White Goodman @Joey_Glaser]

I need a gf so I can get my back scratched when I come home wasted

[Steven Hayes ⚓ @StevenHayesR53]

Apparently not because I’m single af..... https://t.co/iHoUL6LMDu

[Steven Hayes ⚓ @StevenHayesR53]

@RickyClose97 Street musician? A Priest? Professional Beer Drinker? High Quality Steer Broker? I’m very curious

[Carter @CarterTalham]

such a great feeling when someone just genuinely wants to talk to you and wants to know how your life is going

[Steven Hayes ⚓ @StevenHayesR53]

Finally found the perfect description of my life at this current point in time... https://t.co/1ZDhJAtOhp

[old farmer rick @RickyClose97]

definitely wouldnt mind a meteor hitting me in the head right now

[Steven Hayes ⚓ @StevenHayesR53]

Week 8 of the semester and my professor just referred to me as “Fernando”... I just about blew a gasket

[Steven Hayes ⚓ @StevenHayesR53]

@carmel7022 I thought of you within the first 2 seconds 😂😭😂😭 https://t.co/NH7P1X4g1W

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

😂😂😂 https://t.co/5Z5PFtQc1k

[Steven Hayes ⚓ @StevenHayesR53]

Watching Tom vs. Time has changed my views on Tom Brady from “I fucking hate Tom Brady” to “I hate Tom Brady but he’s a great guy”

[Steven Hayes ⚓ @StevenHayesR53]

To the kid next to me in class who just ate a large blueberry muffin in record time: The nauseating sounds you just made make me want nothing more than to douse you in gasoline and light you on fire

[Steven Hayes ⚓ @StevenHayesR53]

@abarna321 I’m a big peanut butter and butter guy

[Steven Hayes ⚓ @StevenHayesR53]

@carmel7022 @aamandabxo @CarlyBrazill @abarna321 @danielleskibaa @Taylor_Hiness @ry_ty9 Only if you try that flip at the end

[Adam Barna @adambarna21]

When the pregnancy test comes back negative

[Steven Hayes ⚓ @StevenHayesR53]

I think 2019 is going to be my year... This year is already a wash. I’ll just try again in 363 days

[Steven Hayes ⚓ @StevenHayesR53]

@RadgerDadger We’re you out on the hill?!

[Steven Hayes ⚓ @StevenHayesR53]

@carmel7022 I think we’re all just as shocked as you

[Steven Hayes ⚓ @StevenHayesR53]

The proper approach for finals week.....

[KB @kbnoswag]

Your mcm took 60mg of adderall and drank an entire 32oz can of Monster just to study for his Intro to Biology final that’s tomorrow morning. He’s in the library right now sweating profusely and writing the definition of “nucleus” on a flashcard. He needs a 118% to pass the class

[Winnie the Flu 🦠 @carmel7022]

This kid absolutely cracks me the fuck up 😂😂😂😂😂 @RickyClose97