Boris Johnson still has, in his possession, his old mobile phone containing crucial messages - well after the deadline that was set by the Covid Inquiry.
But yes, let’s all keep losing our shit over a BBC presenter who may or may not have done something inappropriate.
As a comedy moment it’s still not up there with a member of the audience at Montreal Just For Laughs 1991 punching Jerry Sadowitz out cold for opening with “Hello moose-fuckers.”
People are asking me why I endorsed the use of "We're Not Gonna Take It" for the Ukrainian people and did not for the anti-maskers. Well, one use is for a righteous battle against oppression; the other is a infantile feet stomping against an inconvenience.