Steven Japhet

My dads dead so daddy issues won't bother me

[Steven Japhet @StevenJaphet13]

Life is a circus, and I am its clown

[Steven Japhet @StevenJaphet13]

@slime_machine The brazil nut of the bbq community

[✳️Ⓐ Armed Joy 🔫💣 @ArmedJ0y]

This is always floated as approval testing, so I will reiterate where I stand for data purposes.

[T @tylerthecreator]

more buttons in new cars less touch screen everything im not tryna code to warm my ass

[Atrioc @Atrioc]

Tom Brady is working off his FTX losses today by appearing in every single Super Bowl ad.

[Steven Japhet @StevenJaphet13]

@MailOrdrhusband @GetVid_

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Joey Chesnut defending his crown on 4th of July while on crutches while beating up a protester mid competition will go down as one of the most athletic, most patriotic , most heroic performances in the history of not only only this country, but the world.

[Steven Japhet @StevenJaphet13]

@Shipwreck1600 At least he uses his finger

[Steven Japhet @StevenJaphet13]

@adrianqbright When they want me to show up to jury duty I simply tell them no

[Steven Japhet @StevenJaphet13]

@justiceformoldy Living in Spain without the S 😔

[CALVIN RIDLEY @CalvinRidley1]

I bet 1500 total I don’t have a gambling problem

[Steven Japhet @StevenJaphet13]

@bluk32 I have not tweeted since November of 2020 and my life has only gotten significantly worse

[Steven Japhet @StevenJaphet13]

@adrianqbright Lightning McQueen every time he downshifts

[Steven Japhet @StevenJaphet13]

@adrianqbright Idk I'm too much of a coward to try it

[Steven Japhet @StevenJaphet13]

@adrianqbright It only tastes like that if you're a Coward

[Steven Japhet @StevenJaphet13]

@EddieDaYeti @OfficialJoshA @JaaakeHill @0SHAlicious @OfficialJoshA @JaaakeHill

[Steven Japhet @StevenJaphet13]

@0SHAlicious @OfficialJoshA @JaaakeHill @EddieDaYeti @OfficialJoshA @JaaakeHill

[Steven Japhet @StevenJaphet13]

@adrianqbright Is it about how they work for the bourgeoisie

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@adrianqbright

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@0SHAlicious