Steve

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[Steve @StevenLippold]

There was this tweet once that said something along the lines of:

"We made rocks think... Humans are fucking AMAZING!" I gotta say, I generally agree with that assessment of humanity.

Generally.

Sometimes, oftentimes, we're pretty shitty. Idk why. Why do we make it so hard?

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

I lost my primary 6 weeks ago, but the rent is still free in his head.

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

Really shouting the quiet part out loud here:

[Seth Abramson @SethAbramson]

Goddammit it why does Hunter Biden keep making so much sense

[Roddy 🇨🇦 @RodKahx]

MAGA:

[Steve @StevenLippold]

Surprise surprise

[The Hormuz Letter @HormuzLetter]

BREAKING: Iran says the US has agreed to pay $300 billion in reconstruction funds directly to Iran as part of the deal Pakistan announced, alongside the release of $24 billion in frozen funds with $12 billion released before negotiations even start, per Mehr News.

This directly contradicts Trump's & Vance's claim that no funds will be transferred to Iran at all.

If Trump denies this is true, there never was a deal. If Trump confirms, the US has fully capitulated to Iran's demands.

[The Pink King @DayalSami]

Call me a hater but I think living in a world where both trillionaires and global poverty coexist is a sign humanity has failed as a species

[Steve @StevenLippold]

The Republicans actually are:

Poisoning America.
Benefiting from the wars.
Put corporations and oligarchs first.
Are Israel and Russia's biggest fans.
Are the Epstein Class
Were the ones who pushed through the Patriot Act.
Are the fraudsters stealing from tax payers.

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

Republicans are in charge because we promised:

to Make America Healthy Again.
to start No New Wars,
to put people above corporations,
to put America above foreign countries,
to release the Epstein files,
to not spy on citizens,
to eliminate fraud,

what the hell happened?!

[Steve @StevenLippold]

Trump isn't a conservative. He's a corrupt douchebag.

[Steve @StevenLippold]

@nicoisntreal They got suspended!

[Citizen Journalist Pro (CJP) @cockroaches____]

The greatest trick in modern politics wasn’t making people choose sides.
It was convincing exhausted, overworked, underpaid people that their enemy is the person next door instead of the problems right in front of them.
Keep us arguing over pronouns, personalities, and culture-war headlines while groceries rise, debt grows, wars continue, and trust collapses.
The joke was never on the left or the right.
The joke was on all of us.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

So let me get this straight.

Jake Tapper is focused on attacking my Mom.

Jared and Ivanka are building a private island paradise on Albanian protected land.

Don Jr married the daughter of Epstein’s banker, and a startup his fund backs just got a record $620M Pentagon loan.

Eric is taking an Israeli drone company public for $1.5B in the middle of a war with Iran that nobody wanted.

And I know: “But what about your paintings, Hunter?”

Please.

[Steve @StevenLippold]

@RepThomasMassie That is what MAGA has always been, bud

[Steve @StevenLippold]

They've run out of shit to say. Hahaha.

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

TRUST IN TRUMP.

"Just sit back and relax, it will all work out well in the end - It always does!" - President Donald J. Trump. 🇺🇸

[Steve @StevenLippold]

They'll never say anything until they themselves suffer directly from Trump.

[Gianl1974 @Gianl1974]

A message to all sane Republicans:

He pardoned 1,600 violent criminals.
You said nothing.

He bulldozed the East Wing.
You said nothing.

He interfered with the release of the Epstein files. You said nothing.

He took over the Kennedy Center and renamed it after himself. You said nothing.

He accepted a $400 million airplane as a personal gift. You said nothing.

He threatened Canada, Cuba, Denmark, Greenland, Venezuela, Colombia, and Brazil. You said nothing.

He tariffed just about everyone but Russia, causing inflation and instability worldwide. You said nothing.

He attacked a nation during mediated negotiations. You said nothing.

His ill-conceived war killed 175 children on day one. You said nothing.

He alienated and insulted our allies. You said nothing.

His ICE Army terrorized and murdered U.S. citizens. You said nothing.

He committed murder on the high seas. You said nothing.

He co-opted the Justice Department and directed it to prosecute his political enemies. You said nothing.

It’s time to start talking.

[Steve @StevenLippold]

She's just trying to distant herself.

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

Megyn Kelly, who endorsed and campaigned for Trump in the 2024 election:

“I didn’t expect the corruption to be quite as widespread as it has been. The self-dealing, the lining of his and his family’s pockets. It’s shocking… You look across the board at the Trump family, I’ve never seen a family get so rich off the presidency.”

[Daniel Goldman @danielsgoldman]

Donald Trump ran for office for three reasons:

1) stay out of jail
2) exact revenge on his enemies
3) line his pockets

Everything else he says is bullshit.

[Steve @StevenLippold]

@SpeakerJohnson I thought lying was a sin.......

[Steve @StevenLippold]

Hahahahahahahahahaha, honestly believable.

[BRICS News @BRICSinfo]

JUST IN: 🇮🇷🇺🇸 Iran says US told them to "ignore" President Trump's public statements as it is only for "domestic media purposes."

[Steve @StevenLippold]

Worse than JCPOA, check.

[ian bremmer @ianbremmer]

if concluded, trump-iran deal arguably the least worst outcome available to president trump.

except for:

1) agreeing to those terms months ago.

2) not having gone to war in the first place.

or

3) not having withdrawn from the iranian nuclear deal.