Kirk Cousins: โYouโre running like 40 yards downfield, which is like 35 yards farther than I can throw. Stop that.โ
Adam Thielen: โYouโre making infinity dollars per year and you canโt throw it farther than that?โ
Kirk Cousins: โ...shut up.โ
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