Uncle Spleef

I've got the key to success, but they done changed the locks!

[Uncle Spleef @StevenNOzuna]

@jimmyfallon I laughed. You win this round Mr. Fallon

[Andrew Woods @JimJarmuschHair]

You know, back when I was a kid we used to WATCH movies because we heard titties were in them

[Uncle Spleef @StevenNOzuna]

Remember that one song where ninki minjaj rhymed “race to China” like 15 times? Good times…good times..

[Sassington, M.C. @MissSassbox]

even more incredible than I imagined

[Uncle Spleef @StevenNOzuna]

@_piccone I know those Philly announcers were looking at him like Salieri

[Viggie Smalls @Viggie_Smalls93]

I'm reverse birther-ing Zohran. He was born here actually.

[FactPost @factpostnews]

A civilian medical plane has crashed after a U.S. military test of an experimental GPS jammer disrupted the plane's radar.

Every person on board was killed.

[Uncle Spleef @StevenNOzuna]

@jen_rice_ more like TYRANT County

[Uncle Spleef @StevenNOzuna]

@RoDRigoTorresJR Hawaii before Oprah ruined everything 😔

[Uncle Spleef @StevenNOzuna]

This used to be the standard at every Wendy’s. This is what they took away from you.

[verz @nerdyverz]

this is beautiful an interior design with plants

[sunsetrider @zunzetrider]

Gettin neck at costco I call it kirkland

[Uncle Spleef @StevenNOzuna]

*to the tune of Pantera’s “Walk”*

🎶RE..SPECT…WOKE!🎶

[Uncle Spleef @StevenNOzuna]

@cosmepolitics I love when he goes full Boss Nass 😂😂

[Uncle Spleef @StevenNOzuna]

@CuriosityonX Daphne Moon

[Uncle Spleef @StevenNOzuna]

@syogeki_channel I’m guessing he experienced “dying”?

[Jared Henderson @jhendersonYT]

We cannot do Puddle of Mudd nostalgia. There has to be a line somewhere, and I think we've found it.

[jezz @JezziiB]

Texas just made weed a felony after over 70% of voters voted to legalize it. Is this what we call a democracy when the representatives of a state will openly defy the will of voters because incarceration rates went down so much and prisons lost money? Texas is a fucking republican-ran hellhole.

[Uncle Spleef @StevenNOzuna]

@HouseGOP