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[Ryan Fournier @RyanAFournier]

This Army soldier’s flight was delayed. He had to watch the birth of his daughter on FaceTime. I wanted to share this because I never want us to forget about our soldiers who serve us everyday and the sacrifices they make.

[horse powder @JuliusIrvington]

everyone in the nineties was a lesbian

[25_male_nyc @25_male_nyc]

good luck becoming a 5-star recruit without eminem’s lose yourself in the background of your highlight video...... https://t.co/smo5RW1Oxp

[25_male_nyc @25_male_nyc]

my man in the plaid shortsleeve button-down, brown cargo shorts, patagonia hat, and airwalk skateboard shoes coming in hot with one of the worst fits of 2018 https://t.co/bX2OVvVb7I

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Happy #CincoDeMayo! The best taco bowls are made in Trump Tower Grill. I love Hispanics! https://t.co/ufoTeQd8yA

[Parker @StevenPWeekley]

@stephen_hems Or from retaliation after killing white farmers.

[crap bag @shutupfrancie]

I dont think ill reach full happiness until i have a wrap-around porch

[Parker @StevenPWeekley]

Happy birthday @SydneyDaniels10 !

[Robbie Fox @RobbieBarstool]

#MayThe4thBeWithYou, @BarstoolBigCat

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Because Jobs in the U.S. are doing so well, Americans receiving unemployment aid is the lowest since 1973. Great!

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Our Southern Border is under siege. Congress must act now to change our weak and ineffective immigration laws. Must build a Wall. Mexico, which has a massive crime problem, is doing little to help!

[Parker @StevenPWeekley]

Just woke up from a crazy nightmare.

I didn’t die or anything.....I just had timberlands on.....disgusted and terrified to say the least.

[Parker @StevenPWeekley]

Beer chases my blues away, and I’ll be okay.

[Fox News @FoxNews]

North Korea moves 3 detained Americans to hotel, reports say; Trump says 'Stay tuned!' https://t.co/SU6urtaDJ2

[MLB @MLB]

Is their window already open?

The youthful @Braves have taken over 1st place in the NL East.

[25_male_nyc @25_male_nyc]

aye who got the #3’s??? lmaooooooo https://t.co/SdxFXI6hC1

[Liars Never Win @liars_never_win]

My wife is out with her sister tonight so I cooked one of my favorite meals. Bourbon 🥃

[Parker @StevenPWeekley]

@Asutt12 happy bday dawg