Steven Pirani

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@olv Any clue what’s happening on Greene Street today in Soho?

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@CaraAnneA Craning Blood

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@foodandwine sorry I take it back meat jelly does seem to be having a moment

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@foodandwine no it is not

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@HKSurrey @grace_clauss this sounds like the office at 3am

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@HKSurrey yo this is like one of my favorite movies ever

[People for Bernie @People4Bernie]

The police didn't just allow this, they support it.

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@xkatehayden @KatelynHarrop (seriously though I have it, it's great.)

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@xkatehayden @KatelynHarrop I have this mattress and like it a lot. It's quite firm, which I like because I have extremely vivid night terrors where I punch and punch and punch and just can't stop punching - a softer mattress would leave me worrying about durability.

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"oh I know suburbs..."

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@NoMansSky Can we get a version with the trailer?

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@HKSurrey big worm

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@HKSurrey Wine, penis, marriage. Heyo!

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idk watch kevin bacon eat mango

[Kevin Bacon @kevinbacon]

Forgive the whispering, someone (and I’ll name names here @kyrasedgwick) was still asleep. I often like to have a little #MorningMango. What’s your favorite fruit trick? Hope you enjoy the accidental #ASMR.

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@HKSurrey "We built the Event Horizon... to DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE."

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@MetroidDatabase >Implying it would be any better than Other M

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Very proud of the intern who wrote the last third of #TheLastofUsPart2

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Everyone is saying 2020 can't get any worse like #BabyNut isn't about to hit puberty

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Well, #belledelphine is trending. The real question: How will Wall Street react?

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i do not want to hear twitter