Steven Ray Kemp

Former Naval Nuke Weapons Tech/Current Disabled POS

"Dying is Easy. Comedy is Hard." - That Guy

#Atheist #Progressive #Antifa

[Steven Ray Kemp @StevenRayKemp1]

@Tochinoshin33 NICE!

Great Grain! ;)

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@heathergtv I wonder if it's dawned on them yet that if the secede...they lose the Social Security they have been paying for forever.

Talk about #LOSERS! ;)

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@WaffenWaffless @MoneyTimeAdvice Or shove a Camel up your tight ass. ;)

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@rainnwilson @bjnovak Start it at 10 pm!

Then die another day!

(That was so superior...I heard an echo!)

[Steven Ray Kemp @StevenRayKemp1]

@tommychong @elonmusk I'd do it without the 500!

(but don't tell my Agent!) ;)

[Steven Ray Kemp @StevenRayKemp1]

@CMcIntire8 @PattyArquette Someone turnt over a rock and the creeps came out.

A certain someone.

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@palazzo214 @PattyArquette @donwinslow There can be no Freedom without Responsibility.

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@PattyArquette @donwinslow I know!

It's as if someone gave a third of the country an excuse to be irrational and uncivil. <gulp>

This IS a #WTF moment for America.

[Steven Ray Kemp @StevenRayKemp1]

@FallonTonight @theflaminglips Been there, done that.

Though...I din't tell Mom,

I just sat there eating electric spaghetti.

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#InternationalPodcastDay #TrueDat

How the band Toad The Wet Sprocket got their name (pt.1)

Newscaster:

Rex Stardust, lead electric triangle with Toad the Wet Sprocket has had to have an elbow removed following their recent successful worldwide tour...

https://t.co/wSwWbcpPIL

[Steven Ray Kemp @StevenRayKemp1]

@dreamnsucceed @colbertlateshow That was the sweetest thought!

Thank you.

[Steven Ray Kemp @StevenRayKemp1]

@nomanaking I'll be the Resident Mime.

For...a Mime is a Terrible Thing To Waste!

(but I play multiple instruments, so can also be The Fool)

#Tarotcards

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@inqdragon2 Our Dark Lord and Master...Fluffy!

[Steven Ray Kemp @StevenRayKemp1]

@RawStory B' be Jelly.

We'd boot @RepMTG out the Commune!

The Cro-Mag Hag Gotta Go! ;)

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@magicalxmarissa Ghost Cat (#2) is pretty cool.

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@RawStory That'd work.

We Dems will keep the productive donor states (and we won't be donating anymore), and they get Cleetus and his Dancing Chickens.

Works for me! ;)

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@rclouse3 @MSNBC @thereidout No.

As Barney Fife would say "Andy! She's A Sight!"

INSANE obstructionism, without explanation, while wearing purple hair and a pink tutu IS NOTABLE!

VERY notable!

So YOU should quit commenting...
since you're not interested. ;)

Look over there....Squirrel!

[Steven Ray Kemp @StevenRayKemp1]

@iraariira @MSNBC @thereidout No.

Shut up and eat your Goya!