Steve

[Steve @StevenSchrank]

Don’t wait for New Year’s to pursue your goals. No doubt you should wait for some holiday though. I stopped smoking weed on April Fools. Started again on Cinco de Mayo. I’ll have visable abs by 9/11

[Steve @StevenSchrank]

Absolutely horrified to learn the secret to losing weight is diet and exercise

[Oh No He Didn't @ohnohedidnt24]

Doc Rivers on Kyle Kuzma's scoreless day:

"It's hard to score when you don't touch the ball. Kuz can play but we gotta involve him and we gotta make sure we keep him involved"

[Steve @StevenSchrank]

My “kids NOT for sale” shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt

[Steve @StevenSchrank]

@auto_rocket Listen I definitely don’t want to eat a human child I’m just saying if you smoked him for 15 hours and seasoned him properly you could probably see heaven

[Steve @StevenSchrank]

@jmarose47

[Steve @StevenSchrank]

I always knew he didn’t kill himself 😤😤😤

[If Only @ifonlytimeline]

BREAKING: Joe Biden and Donald Trump have died at the same time

[Steve @StevenSchrank]

@JustinHysi Ok but this is actually peak Bucks lol I think you meant

[Steve @StevenSchrank]

@PodcastAdRead I’ve made some monstrosities. Living in the future is sweet

[Steve @StevenSchrank]

@t_weakcity It never ends

[Steve @StevenSchrank]

@capittalism Sweet Jesus, this isn’t an isolated incident. We’re under attack

[Steve @StevenSchrank]

Has anyone called him Klan Van Gundy yet? I would like to believe I’m the first

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

Oh dear …

The Chairman of the Iowa Republican Party.

[Steve @StevenSchrank]

POV: I have just given the Crown Prince access to your camera and microphone in exchange for millions from the sovereign wealth fund

[Steve @StevenSchrank]

Proud to announce the launch of my new app Swindl, where I sell your most sensitive personal data to the Saudi government in exchange for occasional cute pictures of my dog

[Steve @StevenSchrank]

@JaredDudley619 You gave me Bucks tickets over Twitter on Halloween, so when we went out that night me and my friend’s costumes were “just 2 dudes who love Jared Dudley”

[Steve @StevenSchrank]

@AustinVilla1 https://t.co/Ci2SboJA2T