Don’t wait for New Year’s to pursue your goals. No doubt you should wait for some holiday though. I stopped smoking weed on April Fools. Started again on Cinco de Mayo. I’ll have visable abs by 9/11
Doc Rivers on Kyle Kuzma's scoreless day:
"It's hard to score when you don't touch the ball. Kuz can play but we gotta involve him and we gotta make sure we keep him involved"
@auto_rocket Listen I definitely don’t want to eat a human child I’m just saying if you smoked him for 15 hours and seasoned him properly you could probably see heaven
Proud to announce the launch of my new app Swindl, where I sell your most sensitive personal data to the Saudi government in exchange for occasional cute pictures of my dog
@JaredDudley619 You gave me Bucks tickets over Twitter on Halloween, so when we went out that night me and my friend’s costumes were “just 2 dudes who love Jared Dudley”