Steven Scott

Comedian, Actor, Host, Soothsayer, Blacksmith, Fluffer, Rocket Surgeon, Ninja! (but not necessarily in that order)

[Steven Scott @StevenScottLOL]

YESSS, FINALLY!! SO excited for our #Knicks, and #NY, what an #NBA #Finals, what a victory, what a long wait. Last time, I was dribbling more than they were. We needed this. Now let’s go Yankees ‘n let’s go Giants!
🏀☝️🏆🙌🎉🥳✌️
#knicks #newyork #nba #finals #champs

[Steven Scott @StevenScottLOL]

There’s only 3 major elections in the US this year, Governor of VA & NJ, and Mayor of NYC. I happen to live where 2 of those are taking place. So whoever wins, at least tmw, NO MORE AWFUL CAMPAIGN TV ADS, TEXTS & MAIL!🗳️🤷🏻‍♂️🙏
#vote #voted #nomorecampaignads #comedian #funny

[Steven Scott @StevenScottLOL]

Happy Birthoween wishes to this guy, still goin’ stronger than people half his age, maybe a trick but definitely a treat!🎂🎁🎈🎉🥳🎃🥂✌️
#dad #birthday #halloween @PIXScott

[Steven Scott @StevenScottLOL]

A perfect #NYC day w/funny #Friar pals #CoryKahaney #MicheleBalan #DaveKonig #BobGreenberg #RobinFox & #NicholleKun—for #Sardis lunch & 2C ol pal @jeffrossbway’s #Broadway debut +backstage visit w/#HarrisonGreenbaum & #FrankSantopadre + dinner & ice cream w/the mrs. #GoodTimes

[Steven Scott @StevenScottLOL]

👐🏼🎶“#Aaasshole, aaasshole”🎶👐🏼 seriously?!—and in a #foodcourt no less (not even a plumber). I sat down to eat, looked up n just lost my appetite. Had I started eating I woulda lost more. I think I’ll wrap this order up to-go Yeeesh!
😳😲🫣🤢🤦🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️
#SayNoToCrack #nastyass

[Steven Scott @StevenScottLOL]

“Can’t we all just get along?” Yes! Perfect close to J4th wknd—Americas pastime #mlb #baseball #yankees vs #mets #citifield my 1st #subwayseries w/comedy pal @davekonig. “Visitor” Yanks won. Capped it w/a cigar. Last wk in Alaska, this wk Queens, movin on up. #GoodTimes ⚾️🏟️✌️

[Steven Scott @StevenScottLOL]

I love shopping at the ‘Dollarama’ in Canada, because for me, it’s the ‘SeventyThreeCentsArama’!
🤑🇨🇦🤪
#dollarstore #dollarama #canada #vancouver #canadiandollar #usdollar #exchangerate #money #comedy #comedian #funny

[Steven Scott @StevenScottLOL]

Fun #StarWarsDay at #YankeeStadium in a private #LuxurySuite w/a few favorite people 2C our team, w/all the best ballpark food, snacks & drinks included. Best way to see a #baseball game. Sadly the Force wasn’t w/the #Yankees, who lost to Tampa, we’ll get ‘em in the sequel!⚾️🏟️✌️

[Steven Scott @StevenScottLOL]

Ya know your flight is pretty damn early when you have Newark Airport to yourself!
#early #tooearly #airport #flight #showbiz

[Steven Scott @StevenScottLOL]

A fun day in paradise catching up over good food & lotsa laughs w/these longtime fellow, funny, career goofballs: @TomCotterComic @RayEllin @justonmckinney @StandupAl & @BerniePauley(not in photo)—with a combination of 200yrs standup comedy experience (201 if ya include me🤪)🏝️😎

[Steven Scott @StevenScottLOL]

‘My first time’!🛳️☝️
— and I’m a little nervous, I hear they don’t go all the way.🤷🏻‍♂️🤔🤪
#cruise #ship #cruiseship #virgin #virginvoyages #firsttime #comedian #comedy #funny

[Steven Scott @StevenScottLOL]

Happy New Year! Wishing everyone all the best for a happy, healthy, and prosperous 2025!
🛳️🏝️🎉🥳🍾🥂🙏
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#newyear #newyears #happynewyear #2025 #cruise #ship #cruiseship #caribbean @citygrl33

[Steven Scott @StevenScottLOL]

Happerry Christmukkah..
or Hanukkmas..
[whichever you celebrate]!!
😉🎄🕎✌️
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#christmas #hanukkah #merrychristmas #happyhanukkah #christmukkah #hannukmas #holidays #HAPPYHOLIDAYS #comedian

[Steven Scott @StevenScottLOL]

What a fun night on the town last night in #nyc with my favorite theatergoer to grab a li’l #omakase dinner at our favorite #sushi joint before seeing #Broadway’s newest #musical #TammyFaye with music by #EltonJohn, at the newly renovated #PalaceTheatre, opening tonight!🏙️🎭

[Steven Scott @StevenScottLOL]

Well.. at least there’s ONE thing ALL Americans
can be UNITED about
and celebrate today:
NO more F’n campaign commercials!! 🤷🏻‍♂️🇺🇸🤪
#election #campaign #campaignads #commercials #america #united #unity

[Steven Scott @StevenScottLOL]

I’m watching election results on the History Channel: Adlai Stevenson just took NC and Eisenhower is up in MI… Riveting!😉📺🗳✌️
#election #history #comedian #comedy #funny

[Steven Scott @StevenScottLOL]

Hmm, I wonder if there’s anything interesting to watch on television tonight?!🤔📺🤪
#election #2024 #vote

[Steven Scott @StevenScottLOL]

Awshucks Mets.. I so wanted a Subway Series, so close.. will be a retro subway series, Yanks & Dodgers. Congrats on a great season!⚾️🤷🏻‍♂️👏
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#mets #nymets #ny #mlb #baseball #pennant #nlcs

[Steven Scott @StevenScottLOL]

YANKEES WIN.. thuh-uh-uh Yankeees Winn!!ALCS winners goin’ to the World Series baby!!!
⚾️🧢🏟️🏆✌️😃
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#Yankees #NYYankees #NY #MLB #BaseBall #Pennant #ALCS #Champs #WorldSeries

[Steven Scott @StevenScottLOL]

Wishing all my Jewish friends a blessed Shana Tovah… and my non-Jewish friends a glorious Wednesday and Thursday and no alternate side of the street parking.
#roshhashana #shanatova #jewishnewyear #happynewyear #sweetnewyear #5785