racists in CA will really be like “tHiS iS aMeRicA sPeAk eNgLisH” but live in a place called Los Angeles or Palos Verdes or La Habra or San Diego or La Mirada or Escondido or Sacramento or Rancho Cucamonga or Santa Ana or Costa Mesa or San Clemente or San Jose or Santa Monica or
What I meant to say: "Once you're my age, you've watched lots of teenagers become adults, and it's really surprising how fast that happens."
What it sounded like: "I eat children."