conversation i just had with my dad
dad comes up to the bathroom door
dad: are you on the toilet
me: yeah
dad: what does a nonbinary person do on a toilet
me: ??
dad: they/she/it
to do list:
bite the hand that feeds me
put all my eggs in one basket
kill two birds with one stone
let the cat out of the bag
think inside the box
burn bridges
walk on thin ice
play with fire
[driving]
my astigmatism shows me the light of angels in every street lamp and headlight.
*sees your red brake lights ahead of me* but the Devil remains nearby,
*starts to speed up* I am the Sword of God