StevenWilliamRimmer

Author of scurrilous novels, including Dragonsbane, Coven, Legacy, The Order (frightens the horses, that one...) Darkmatter, et al. Saxophone god.

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“Only sick music makes money today.”
― Friedrich Nietzsche (1844 - 1900)

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"My children laugh because they think I’m crazy. I laugh because they don’t know it's hereditary."

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"Always hike in groups. Bears like options."

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Do misplaced apostrophe’s annoy you?

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"I had my patience tested today. It came back negative."

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"If you wait by the river long enough, the body of your enemy will float by."

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"The truth has no defence against a fool determined to believe a lie."

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"We don’t have WiFi - talk to each other and pretend it's 1995."

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"A democracy is nothing more than mob rule, where fifty-one percent of the people may take away the rights of the other forty-nine."

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"That which doesn’t kill you mutates and tries again."

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"Sheep spend their lives fearing wolves, only to be eaten by a shepherd."

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"It’s not that I’m old - your music really does suck."

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"Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you’re drunk."

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"What at first was plunder has assumed the softer name of ‘revenue.’"

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"You’re not old until regrets take the place of dreams."

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"A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door."

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"Nothing says ‘your call is very important to us’ like a human being answering the phone."

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"Attention politicians: 1984 was intended as a warning, not an instruction manual."

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"Alcohol - because no great story begins with a salad."

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