Woody

Dyslexic, dyspraxic, dreative.

[Yuan Yang @YuanfenYang]

SIGN THE PETITION: https://t.co/KNhzelYJjZ

I’m glad that supporters groups @SellBeforeWeDai and @STARReading have joined me in calling for a parliamentary inquiry into #readingfc's absent owner, Dai Yongge. (1/4)

[Woody @StevenWoodgate]

@British_Airways Hi there, I believe I have left a grey jumper at departures whilst checking in. Do you know if it would have been handed in? Family check in T5.

[Woody @StevenWoodgate]

Can we have a Ryder Cup version of Basketball, please?

USA vs Europe, best of 7.

US Olympic team

Vs

Europe: Giannis, Doncic, Jokic, Wemby, Gobert, Schroder, Porzingis

[Woody @StevenWoodgate]

My penalties on FIFA

[Out Of Context Football @nocontextfooty]

https://t.co/POrKyZKfto

[Out Of Context Football @nocontextfooty]

https://t.co/POrKyZKfto

[Woody @StevenWoodgate]

@RestIsFootball Can @MicahRichards replicate this face on the pod?

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

I pour the same amount of squash in, whether it's normal, double strength or quadruple strength. I want a drink, not a fucking challenge.

[Woody @StevenWoodgate]

Nevertheless the protest should create urgency, whether that's administration (and a sale) or sanctions for the EFL to pull up a mirror to themselves

[Woody @StevenWoodgate]

The coverage of this on what is supposed to be a NEWS channel is desperately poor. #ReadingFC

[Sky Sports News @SkySportsNews]

The game between Reading and Port Vale has been abandoned following fan protests in the 16th minute.

[Woody @StevenWoodgate]

Ultimately if the owners stay: points deduction

If we get fined: can't afford to pay players, point deduction

If we have to play games behind closed doors: can't afford to pay players, points deduction

It's a lose-lose situation.

[Oliver Kay @OliverKay]

"It’s an absolute s***show. People have given up. Morale is at rock bottom, it’s horrible. Everyone is fed up with the owner."

Special report on the abject mismanagement of Reading by @J_Tanswell and @PJBuckingham for @TheAthleticFC.

Pretty bleak

https://t.co/wUcdbDvPLH

[Woody @StevenWoodgate]

Watched three games this season, watched three wins, seen us score 12 goals. The most enjoyable games/atmosphere since 2013. Easily. #ReadingFC

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Seahawks WR DK Metcalf takes sign language classes on off days so he can talk trash to opposing players without getting flagged 💀

After scoring on Rams' CB Ahkello Witherspoon Sunday, Metcalf signed "#44, my son"

[Not The Top 20 Pod @NTT20Pod]

Trading Grammys and League One goals. Pop at its finest.

[Woody @StevenWoodgate]

MAUL

[NFL UK & Ireland @NFLUKIRE]

Getting on the tube at rush hour

[Mike Andronico @MikeAndronico]

You just popped the new Blink-182 CD in your mom’s car as she takes you to get the new Mario and Spider-Man games. You grab a pizza on the way home and your friends are coming to sleep over. Life is good. The year is 2023 and you are 34 years old.

[Woody @StevenWoodgate]

@ronschott I will never be that far from you ❤️

[Woody @StevenWoodgate]

@HungerfordTown @SeanMoore07 Harsh.

[Woody @StevenWoodgate]

The week after his wedding too, never change @SeanMoore07

[Emirates FA Cup @EmiratesFACup]

Came for the goal, stayed for the celebration 👀

@HungerfordTown #EmiratesFACup

[Woody @StevenWoodgate]

My English Literature educated wife enjoyed this

[Reading FC @ReadingFC]

Some teasers just write themselves. ✍️