I'm posting these constantly.
#INFURIATED
I NEED to meet:
@Johnny_Marr@Thedoviak@iwangronow@jackthesticks
I'm scraping the barrel now. My wife's terminal.
I wanna do this while she's still here.
Smiths fans deserve a world tour, I'll sing.
LISTEN:
https://t.co/7RzMvNUxcC
@Johnny_Marr This is REALLY interesting.
If anybody EVER cares about @Steven_A_Lomas, they can see what his ancestors got up to.
LOADS moved to America, LOADS moved to Australia and William Lomas moved to Jamaica in 1774!
Well it certainly explains my cannabis habit.
https://t.co/7MtxacqJD3
"The American Government has retrieved craft constructed by NON HUMAN INTELLIGENCE."
Nobody seems concerned about this.
It seems more likely @Johnny_Marr will ring me about rehearsing, before people accept alien life.
Both bloody unlikely.
ARG!!!
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I wrote a book for Smiths fans, Decades.
Not one Smiths fan has read it.
I sang 32 songs in my bathroom.
All I want to do is rehearse, tour, make Smiths fans like me happy.
@Johnny_Marr@Thedoviak@iwangronow@jackthesticks
What's the bloody point?
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February 2004 car crash, brain injuries, driving licence revoked.
My free bus pass, expired.
It's 9.8 miles to Pear Mill from our flat in Eccles and a four hour walk!!!
I gotta do something.
@Johnny_Marr@Thedoviak@iwangronow@jackthesticks
Pick me up!
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I've smoked cannabis since about 96/97. I'm 54.
I've just watched @russellhoward and his mam getting stoned.
I'm STILL crying laughing 😃 😀
Brilliant television.
Thanks Russell and Lynette xx.
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This book is my debut.
A JD gig, 4 Smiths gigs, an @oasis
gig, @liamgallagher, paternity fraud and brain injury in it.
1st novels are autobiographical.
An introduction of me to: @Johnny_Marr@Thedoviak@iwangronow@jackthesticks
Please get in touch 🙏 😫
https://t.co/VrSMBPjYNy
I've a horrible feeling 😞 I'm going to need to sing all 67 Smiths songs before @Johnny_Marr contacts me for SERIOUS DISCUSSION 😫 🙃
@Thedoviak@iwangronow@jackthesticks
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@RickyDoggin In September 1989, my 18th, I got a grand off me gran!
In 1990 I spent the money.
In Manchester buying Technics separates from a hifi shop.
JUST LIKE THIS PICTURE!
My first CD player!
I ran into HMV, bottom of Market St.
Technique by New Order, my 1st CD.
I listened LOUD!!!
My profile picture gives little away.
Me and my debut novel.
It's about Morrissey's next-door neighbour in Stretford.
Four Smiths gigs in it.
Sales are dreadful 😪 😫
I'm sad. Please buy here: https://t.co/lOesVDu53o
Thank you 😊 🙏 💓 ☺️
P.s. tell @Johnny_Marr to ring me.