Steven Burchell

[Steven Burchell @Steven_B_28]

@WaffleHouse

[Steven Burchell @Steven_B_28]

Dear Saturn Car Company design team, manufacturers, and salespeople. Just finished up either my 4th or 5th Saturn. Each one went between 245,000 and 330,000 miles. That was a fine job y’all did. #Saturn #ColumbiaTN #NoFrills #Salute #HeadTurner

[Steven Burchell @Steven_B_28]

Helpful hint: You make some really dumb picks in your bracket every year. This year is no different. Go in and change those picks now. There’s still time. You’ll be glad you did.

[Steven Burchell @Steven_B_28]

Ty Simpson’s dad is getting more air time than #TaylorSwift at a #Chiefs game.

[Steven Burchell @Steven_B_28]

Roll Tribe! 2-0. #ColdGym #DoubleKnot #PellissippiNotInMississippi

[ICC Athletics @LetsGoICC]

#ICCVB - The Indians cut into Pellissippi State’s lead, 20-17, in the second set; watch on https://t.co/H6383wm1vE #RollTribe

[ICC Volleyball @LetsGoICC_VB]

Welcome to The Tribe, Molly! #RollTribe

[Steven Burchell @Steven_B_28]

I expect the classes of 1978-1985 to spray paint “Ozzy” on the school one last time in tribute. #Ozzy

[Steven Burchell @Steven_B_28]

@FearedBuck Just a good ole boys, never meaning no harm…

[Steven Burchell @Steven_B_28]

@BleacherReport I said the same thing and I kept my word.

[Steven Burchell @Steven_B_28]

One angle nobody is talking about. If Jalen wins this Super Bowl, he’s only 2 away from a 3-peat! That’s never been done. He’s trying to make history! #Superbowl #JalenHurts #TaylorSwift #THREEPEAT

[Steven Burchell @Steven_B_28]

@JohnMayer @ernieball @NAMM Finally. You should hear the terrible songs I’ve been writing with my current strings.

[Steven Burchell @Steven_B_28]

@bobdylan Hey Bob, Wanna go catch the movie tonight? I’ll buy the tickets if you drive and spring for the popcorn.

[Steven Burchell @Steven_B_28]

#RollTide #IronBowl #DixielandDelight #EasyWin

[Steven Burchell @Steven_B_28]

They need to have Saban standing at the gate as people are leaving early telling them to sit back down. #RollTide #Saban

[Steven Burchell @Steven_B_28]

@KSL5TV Maybe another one will form soon.

[Steven Burchell @Steven_B_28]

50 years later, guess who has come back? The 1974 2A State Champion LCHS Tigers!
#LauderdaleCounty #StateChampions #Rogersville

https://t.co/10VcrMIqAj

[Steven Burchell @Steven_B_28]

@Amity_Mayor Pretty sure the real shark that Jaws was based on was named Timmy Cooper.

[Steven Burchell @Steven_B_28]

Dear car manufacturers: @chevrolet @ford @Jeep @Dodge @Honda @Toyota @Chrysler @Saturn @Mercedes THE HEADLIGHTS ARE TOO BRIGHT! I’m having to wear 2 sets of eclipse glasses every time I meet a car at night. #ScorchedRetinas

[Steven Burchell @Steven_B_28]

We need a bunch of you rich folks to get out to Los Angeles and show this team some support. And somebody stop by Eckerd’s and pick up a Dr. Scholl’s gel insert for Pringle. #RollTide #BruisedHeel #EliteEight

[Steven Burchell @Steven_B_28]

#Bama needs to jump out to a quick lead today. You don’t want to get in a hole against Grand Canyon. #RollTide

[Steven Burchell @Steven_B_28]

In conditions like this, the only vehicles that can get around are snowmobiles, 4 wheel drives, and Saturns. Let me know if you need a ride to the grocery store. #LikeARock #200K+ #FactoryAir #AM/FM #Saturn #NewestModel07 #GoldenGoose #SpeedLimitCapable