Steve Hillyer

[Steve Hillyer @Steven_Hillyer]

@NicoleMilanoLSW Nice of you to check in... 2 days later, jk you’re the love of my life and always brighten my day

[Steve Hillyer @Steven_Hillyer]

@NicoleMilanoLSW said to me that putting a ton of time into presentations and preparation is a form of procrastination. I think about that a lot

[Steve Hillyer @Steven_Hillyer]

DEAR BIG TECH: all I want is a phone that I can use without a case. Idgaf how many cameras or processors or BS, load Instagram and survive a 3’ fall on a tile floor that’s it.

[Steve Hillyer @Steven_Hillyer]

@kevinaskevin You’re the second person to suggest that! I’m definitely learning that next

[Steve Hillyer @Steven_Hillyer]

I feel like learning how to do a vlookup in excel gave me way more power than I should be allowed to have

[Steve Hillyer @Steven_Hillyer]

@mobriller I know how to do pivot tables but I’ll definitely look into index match, need to keep surprising my IT colleagues with my technical skills lol

[Steve Hillyer @Steven_Hillyer]

The worst part about #AppleEvent day is waiting a whole year for the products you wanted but weren’t announced

[Steve Hillyer @Steven_Hillyer]

The self doubt I have over buying the new iPhone should indicate something. Maybe it’s my growing interest in a diversity of tech devices or my disinterest in remaining in the walled garden

[Steve Hillyer @Steven_Hillyer]

I’ll bet it’s just upgrading all lines to Apple Silicon and camera improvements

[Steve Hillyer @Steven_Hillyer]

I am going on record, I don’t think @Apple will announce a 5G phone tomorrow #AppleEvent

[Steve Hillyer @Steven_Hillyer]

Also, If a phone is released tomorrow it’s definitely going to be an “S” line, not the 12. Idk why people are forgetting basic Apple patterns. This is on track to be like the Xs disappointments of 2018 #AppleEvent

[Steve Hillyer @Steven_Hillyer]

DEAR @whoop STOP SENDING ME ADS ON ALL PLATFORMS, YOU’RE SLOWLY CHIPPING AWAY MY RESOLVE TO LIVE IN AN APPLE ECOSYSTEM FOR LIFE

[Steve Hillyer @Steven_Hillyer]

It’s a little chilly in my house but I’m really trying to create a buffer between my insanely high summer AC/electric bills and my moderately high Heat/Gas bills for winter #DontTouchTheThermostat #sweatpantsseason

[Steve Hillyer @Steven_Hillyer]

How do coffee filter companies even make money? Buy one pack you’re good fo low 5 years

[Steve Hillyer @Steven_Hillyer]

Turned on the new #Jewelz by @AndersonPaak on my phone and immediately had to whip out the Beats to give it the proper listening experience

[Steve Hillyer @Steven_Hillyer]

I keep writing “Yeat” instead of “Year” might just leave it in to spice things up

[Steve Hillyer @Steven_Hillyer]

Remember dress shirts? All my clothes will be out of style by the time I get back into the office at this rate

[Steve Hillyer @Steven_Hillyer]

@BenWolf15 Lol it’s comforting to know I’m not the only one

[Steve Hillyer @Steven_Hillyer]

After working in close quarters with my wife for months she asked me, “why do you sigh so loudly all the time?” I feel like nothing sums up the last few months better

[Steve Hillyer @Steven_Hillyer]

My property is 40ft wide, neighbor’s houses on both sides are >5’ from property line. One side is building a 20’x12’ deck that will make them almost level with my yard, the other side has built a now covered outdoor living room #densitysucks #ruraldreams