steven mummery

I am an annoying bloke who is easy to follow as I am very sedentary. #cafc supporter, the fire service and family. Parody of a human being.

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@Swamps81 Mate, talking is important. We all have moments and no matter how alone we feel there are always people trying to be close. If you can't speak to those you know then reach out to strangers. Try talking to The Samaritans.

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But I would love to be in Mexico for a World Cup.

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This World Cup is annoying me. Profiteering Americans, the fact loads of games kick off past this old gits bed time and empty seats at stadiums.

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This tournament is part hosted by a country at war with another side in the tournament. FIFA has the moral code of a rabid hedgehog.

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@CAFCofficial RIP

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I'm fundraising for Maidstone Mencap. Check out my @JustGiving page and please donate if you can. Thank you! #JustGiving https://t.co/1SoYF0oV8v

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@parcelforce Aaaaaaaaaarrrggghhhh

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Anyone that has served as a firefighter will have had those incidents, the ones that in hindsight could have ended very badly. Thankfully the majority end as a near miss or with a relieved puff of the cheeks. 2 years and 2 days back we lost Jennie and Martyn. RIP

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@Screwfix why do you not seem to like customer service? Or providing one should I say.

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@Gregdocherty96 @CAFCofficial A real skipper's performance the last few games.

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@RichSCawley @LouisMend that was as expected. Good old Charlton keeping us sweating even though earlier results made it almost inevitable that we will stay up.

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@Azuliblancos We were poor apart from about ten minutes. Hope you lot have a season next year to balance this one out.

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@Azuliblancos late decision to dash up here and donate £30 to help you lot get out of administration.

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Who needs PSG v Bayern when you can watch #cafc away to Sheffield Wednesday. 🤨

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@Miketyson2007 On the day Godden unleashes his perfect swing again it is nice to see Small trying the same, shame his was all slice.

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@CAFCofficial Our much maligned Police go unarmed against any foe, he faced terror head on and paid the ultimate sacrifice to protect others. He was the best of us. RIP

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@RichSCawley @LouisMend the substack and pods have been the perfect accompaniment to the season. Definitely worth the money and after yesterday's pod, I have decided to celebrate when we are mathematically safe with a large portion of meatballs whilst on my toilet.

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@RichSCawley Hoping for 5 expecting 2.