Stevens Confessions

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"Piece of the broken condom comes out of my vagina 3 days later...#hopefullynotpregnant" -Jonas

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"Those dancer city girls that come around here are beyond hot, I fantasize about all of them ontop of each other daily" -Beta

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"Best sex I have ever had was with that Beta boy that looks like a gorilla. You know who you are" -Madison

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"Slipped in a puddle and fell on my ass. Slept with the random alpha sig that helped me up #theyknowwhattheyredoing" -Jonas

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Sorry I slacked but these next few were too good to pass up

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"Ok guys, grabbing a girl's belt loops and pulling her to you while she's dancing with her friends is not hot. It's rapey." -Every girl

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"PhiSig mixers are always better than DPhiE mixers because at least PhiSigs are interested in more than just themselves" -Every frat on CPT

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"What do you do when a guy finishes in under a minute but you still want to keep going?" -Humphreys

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"Had fun egging Delt #laxgotnothinonswimmas" -Theta Xi

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"My roommate has walked in on me topless so many times that I'm starting to think she's doing it on purpose" -Humphreys

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"Wearing the shack shirt I got from my FWB and now going to sleep over at my boyfriend's" -Jonas

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"I don't want to be a slut but I need my Vitamin D" - LoreEl

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"I dream about Thunderknight every night.......I'm a guy" - Tech Hall

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"Didn't know the guy's name I lost my college virginity to until a few days after it happened" - Hayden

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"Showered in the Davis bathroom back when there was actually hot water" - Davis

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"Had sex with a guy and he called me his ex girlfriend's name...three times" - Humphreys

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"I'm fairly certain a bunch of people think my friendliness is creepy" - Davis

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"I consider switching my major everyday because I hate every other loser freshman Comp Sci major" - Davis

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"I survived Hoboken St. Patty's day without any naps.... P.S. I started at 7am" - Jonas