Steve Alias 🇺🇦🇦🇹🇪🇺

Co-proprietor of small boutique cat hotel (according to the cats). Certificated Dull Man. Grower of cacti. #EFC Interested in all sorts of things.

[Steve Alias 🇺🇦🇦🇹🇪🇺 @Steveresz]

The speed dating experiment was going so well, the ladies might invite the menfolk to join in next time. Or then again … #GirlsOwnCC

[Girls' Own advice @GirlsOwn]

I think you’ll enjoy the illustration for this Sunday’s caption contest. Retweet to encourage others, include #GirlsOwnCC with your caption, and give a ❤️ to all the captions that raise a smile.

[Steve Alias 🇺🇦🇦🇹🇪🇺 @Steveresz]

@drmeenalviz ❤️❤️❤️

[Steve Alias 🇺🇦🇦🇹🇪🇺 @Steveresz]

@grandoldteam @Everton Nottingham Forest away circa 1971. Lost 3-1 with Mick Lyons scoring the “consolation” - which was missed by the MOTD cameras.

[Fred MacAulay @fredmacaulay]

At my age (66) you don’t want time to go by too quickly, but I seriously can’t wait for the next UK General Election so that we can get rid of this dreadful government.
The Tories are acting like a bunch of mobsters. Crooks and nepotists the lot of them.

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

As the NHS is given an extra £250m to buy beds, bookies begin taking bets on which minister’s mate owns a mattress company.

[Steve Alias 🇺🇦🇦🇹🇪🇺 @Steveresz]

Mrs Miggins was impressed by the “Excelsior” teapot - as featured in the Great Exhibition. The salesman had convinced her, even though it was smaller than her favourite teacup. #GirlsOwnCC

[Girls' Own advice @GirlsOwn]

Enjoy Sunday’s caption contest with a nice cuppa. Retweet to encourage others, include #GirlsOwnCC with your caption, and ❤️ all the captions that raise a smile.

[John Finnemore @JohnFinnemore]

In Strasbourg, the street signs come with bonus commentary from Muttley.

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the day is a reminder of ‘sparple’ (14th century): to deflect attention from one thing by making a big deal of something else entirely.

[Steve Alias 🇺🇦🇦🇹🇪🇺 @Steveresz]

@NachevSiana Have you ever seen @BBCQuestionTim1 ?

[A C Grayling #FBPE #Reform #Rejoin #FBPR @acgrayling]

Fifty years ago today the UK joined the EEC. One of the wisest things we as a country ever did.
We will rejoin.

[Steve Alias 🇺🇦🇦🇹🇪🇺 @Steveresz]

Old Father Time couldn’t help wondering how the peloton actually improved matters. He calculated he would lose them in the mountain section at any rate.
#GirlsOwnCC

[Girls' Own advice @GirlsOwn]

Enjoy the first Sunday’s caption contest of 2023 with an illustration that welcomed in 1894. Retweet to encourage others, include #GirlsOwnCC alongside your caption, and ❤️ all the captions that raise a smile.

[Ian Blackford @blackfordian1]

There is no joy in Brexit. It crushes us socially, culturally and economically. It was madness. We did not vote for it in Scotland. We have a parachute, it is called independence. Those who are like minded can join us in Scotland on that journey.

[Steve Alias 🇺🇦🇦🇹🇪🇺 @Steveresz]

@ME_AndMy_Island

[Steve Alias 🇺🇦🇦🇹🇪🇺 @Steveresz]

Thing from the Addams Family was older than he let on.
#GirlsOwnCC

[Girls' Own advice @GirlsOwn]

Enjoy this Sunday’s caption contest if you’ve any energy left after the #WorldCupFinal
Retweet to encourage others, include #GirlsOwnCC alongside your caption, and ❤️ all the captions that raise a smile.

[Steve Alias 🇺🇦🇦🇹🇪🇺 @Steveresz]

The ladies thought they knew everything there was to know about cricket, but Evadne’s exposition of the reverse sweep was frankly a revelation.

#GirlsOwnCC

[Girls' Own advice @GirlsOwn]

Enjoy this Sunday’s caption contest. Retweet to encourage others, include #GirlsOwnCC alongside your caption, and ❤️ all the captions that raise a smile.

[Steve Alias 🇺🇦🇦🇹🇪🇺 @Steveresz]

@MgniM Forty in all

[Steve Alias 🇺🇦🇦🇹🇪🇺 @Steveresz]

@andykeegan

Oh well

1. Götterdämmerung
2. Schadenfreude
3. Weltschmerz

Bonus: Closing the stable door after the horse has bolted.

#UniversityChallengeKlaxon

[Steve Alias 🇺🇦🇦🇹🇪🇺 @Steveresz]

Monsieur F was sceptical at first, but eventually came around to the idea of “bunging a swing in there”.
#GirlsOwnCC

[Girls' Own advice @GirlsOwn]

And here’s a slightly late Sunday caption contest - include #GirlsOwnCC and give ❤️s away with generosity.

[Steve Alias 🇺🇦🇦🇹🇪🇺 @Steveresz]

@Ianblackford_MP @theSNP Wishing you all the very best. You have served your nation, your party and your cause with great distinction.

[Jonathan Bergdahl @JonBergdahl]

Our 10yo daughter did this today ❤️