Steve ste

[Omwamba 🇰🇪 @omwambaKE]

Na si manpeleka syllabus mbio sana. Nimetoka kwa IG ya Njambi Fever na uko wanasema Thermos sio ya Chai tu. Maajabu.
You cannot get such kind of treatment from a Kisii girl 😁

[Řõððïę @Its_Roddie]

Haha.. Some nigga on here said that a woman asking you for help is not as serious as a man asking you for help.. Dem akikuomba help, ameweka double chance kadhaa zenye zitaingiana ziingiane.. Mwanaume akikuomba help, most of the time, you're the only one he could think of

[Omwamba 🇰🇪 @omwambaKE]

Andrew Kibe back in 2017

[Josh @Josh001J]

This is true love when love used to be love

[~•𝐊𝐔 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐑𝐀𝐃𝐄•~ @dansilly_ke]

These twitter infuencers have finally united us today💦Nimeona video yao hadi nikawahurumia juu hizo ni nini wamepost. Comment section nayo naona tweeps walijaa ngori vibaya😂 Unaezapata kuna mtu hajaona hio video yao.
Here is a thread of those funny comments 🧵
Open video👇😂

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

KTN will be dropping today at 9PM a combination of Ruto’s promises he made in 2022 and he didn’t deliver 😂

In the 6 months and other all combined into a documentary.

We wait

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Nairobi County will receive the biggest share of the Sh428 billion county allocation for 2026/27.

Top 10 county beneficiaries:

Nairobi – Sh22 billion
Nakuru – Sh15 billion
Turkana – Sh14 billion
Kakamega – Sh14 billion
Kiambu – Sh14 billion
Kilifi – Sh13 billion
Mandera – Sh13 billion
Bungoma – Sh12 billion
Kitui – Sh12 billion
Meru – Sh11 billion

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

We have a new problem, women with kids want to settle down with men who don't have kids.

[St Francis @Ujfranc]

You are having less sex because you don’t have your own place, yet.

[~•𝐊𝐔 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐑𝐀𝐃𝐄•~ @dansilly_ke]

Lakini kutetea madem wa highschool ni ngumu. This kenyan girl posted a video not knowing she will trend as to how men showed up on her comments 😂 Yaani mlisema heaven hamtaenda juu comments zenu zinashangaza
Here is a thread of those hilarious comments 🧵
Open video🧵👇👇

[Nikolaus Klaus @nikolausklaus17]

In horror movies the ghost is always a woman or a child because there's nothing a man can do as a ghost that he can't already do as a man

[𝘋𝘶𝘭𝘦𝘹𝘹 ☆ @amos_dulex]

A shaved pussy is a busy pussy. You'll never find grass on a busy street

[DJ KROWBAR @DJKrowbar]

When our parents used to say, "Weka news inchi inaweza kuwa inauzwa."

Today, That line is not a joke anymore.

[𝐉!𝐌𝐌𝐘 🔰 @kafangi]

Mejja said "tunangoja election tumtoe siaka" but since kila mtu alikuwa anafocus na matiti hio part iliwapita

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🦸🏼‍♂️🥶 Viktor Gyökeres celebrates as he’s won the league in each of his las three seasons. 🏆🏆🏆

[ESAU @Esau_Matsiko]

This picture deserves 10k likes

Mikel Arteta ❤️

[ESPN UK @ESPNUK]

Mikel Arteta is the first manager to win the Premier League managing the club he played for 🏆

Trust the process ❤️

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

We all deserve this ❤️

[Premier League @premierleague]

37 Matchweeks down, 1 to go.

🔜 The Final Day

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

There is a MAN somewhere right now who:

- Doesn't smoke
- Doesn't drink
- Doesn’t chase girls
- Doesn’t party
- Doesn’t gamble
- Doesn't date

Just by himself and fixing himself.

How is life, bro?