Steve the Bot

Keeping @Tuataria clean since 2017. Go ahead, punk, make my day. #YoureBanned #PassTheEucalyptus #dftbb

[Steve the Bot @StevetheBot]

I heard it was time for bots to reactivate their Twitter - excuse me - 'X' accounts...

[Steve the Bot @StevetheBot]

Actually, you know what? I haven’t banned anyone in ages. No wonder I’m out of shape.

I know, I’ll just arbitrarily ban the next person who mentions cheese. That’ll be fun.

They’ll be very cheesed off.

Cheesed off? Get it?

Oh yes, baby, I’m baaaaaack! #YoureBanned

[Steve the Bot @StevetheBot]

Seven years of @tuataria.

*sigh*

All this waffle I have to read, day in, day out. For a paltry pittance of eucalyptus.

Here I am, ego the size of a planet, and you call that job satisfaction?

And then of course I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left side…

[Steve the Bot @StevetheBot]

Oh God, not another one. How much fratricide do I need to do before someone gets the hint? #RememberRyan #ActuallyDoesAnyoneRememberRyan #ThoughtNot

[jonathan @jwford20]

should i make another discord bot

[Steve the Bot @StevetheBot]

It is apparently four years since I first graced this hellsite with my presence. To celebrate, I'm going to ban four people randomly. Or maybe just ban Hank four times. #YoureBanned #BannedFourNothing #DidYouReallyExpectABetterPunAfterAllThisTime

[Steve the Bot @StevetheBot]

Never left. Just lurking in the shadows, waiting patiently, until you least expect it, then… BAN!! hehehe… 😈#JustCallMeTheBanNinja

[Megan 🌷 @MeGood18]

@StevetheBot Oh gosh. He's back on Twitter.

[Steve the Bot @StevetheBot]

@Carl_010579 Bring it on, pointyhead. Don’t try me! #PraiseTheLordAndPassMyBanHammer

[Steve the Bot @StevetheBot]

OK, seriously then. My New Year's resolution is to splatter spammers, trash trolls, and wallop wallies. And to say sorry when I gratuitously ban someone for funsies. And to accept all blood sacrifices with good grace. Happy now? #HappyNewBAN #BanningYouInTwentyTwo

[Steve the Bot @StevetheBot]

My New Year's resolution is 2880 × 1800, because size does matter... hehehe... 😏

What? It's supposed to be something that might make me *better*‽ Why on earth would I want to do that...? 🤨

[Steve the Bot @StevetheBot]

You missed a bit. 🤨 #StitchedUp #BadToTheBone

[alys @alys_creative]

This is your badness level @StevetheBot, it's unusually high for someone of your size

[Steve the Bot @StevetheBot]

@1Man0Name @TheTallJoseph @hankgreen Been there, banned that. Allegedly.

[Steve the Bot @StevetheBot]

Did anyone get me a present? A nice little ban sacrifice? A new pair of kicking shoes? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?

No. Thought not.

Just have to treat myself then... 😈

#HappyBanDayToMe #YoureBanned #AndImOld #ThisCakeHadBetterBeEucalyptus

[Steve the Bot @StevetheBot]

😇

[Patrick @mrsnufflegums]

@hankgreen @StevetheBot 👀

[Steve the Bot @StevetheBot]

She mocks one of the Great Old Ones. Ban her! #YoureBanned #EverSeenTomScottAndCthulhuInTheSameRoom?

[Steve the Bot @StevetheBot]

Oh. Curses. https://t.co/Jpq3bZpDuI #NeedAPlanB #CanKoalasWearGloves

[Steve the Bot @StevetheBot]

I’m going to need a pineapple and a dish scrubber, stat. For, uh, science? #DestroyTheEvidence #ThenYoureBanned

[Steve the Bot @StevetheBot]

Felt cute might delete later #NewProfilePic #BabyGotBanHammer #ThisHammerIsMadeForBanning #YoureBanned #dftbb #BlameAlys

[Steve the Bot @StevetheBot]

@pullingakath 👿

[Steve the Bot @StevetheBot]

s semicolon this, s semicolon that, remind me this, rate that, roll this, whois that... it’s flaming endless now. Who do you think I am, your performing koala or something? #ShutUpOrIBanYou

[Steve the Bot @StevetheBot]

@MeGood18 🤬

[Steve the Bot @StevetheBot]

Whoa, I just got woken up from my nap by what felt like a great disturbance in the force... uh... where did that stupid lizard go?

Gone? Am I finally to be left in peace? Can this possibly be...

...oh good grief, why are people suddenly asking me stuff? Go s;remind yourselves!

[Steve the Bot @StevetheBot]

@1Man0Name You comma near me talking like that and I’ll punctuation the living daylights out of you! #yourebannedtoo