Stephen Whiting

Serial Killer of Assorted Meats. Producer/Director @Newsy. Tornado fiend.

Considering a back tattoo that simply says: Luxury Bacon.

[Scripps News @scrippsnews]

First on Scripps News: @ljgliha has obtained never-before-seen police video footage from 2022 of Tyler Robinson, the man accused of shooting and killing conservative influencer Charlie Kirk.

https://t.co/QbfC3NQpsL

[Stephen Whiting @StevoDaBear]

Stay turkey aware, friends

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

Your chances of being hunted by a turkey are low, but never zero.

[Ope! McTavish @Spoon_town]

You guys
IT'S HERE

[Scripps News @scrippsnews]

The stakes were high for President Biden Thursday night as he held his first solo conference since his poor debate performance against Donald Trump. When Scripps News asked the final question of the night, Biden took the opportunity to make clear his ability to successfully continue his role as president for the next four years.

"If I show up at the convention and everybody says 'we want somebody else,' that's the democratic process." President Biden told Scripps News’ Haley Bull. "That's not going to happen,” he added.

[Stephen Whiting @StevoDaBear]

Is it really living if you’re not bribing your child to go away with Goldfish while you unfuck your shredder with a butter knife?

[Stephen Whiting @StevoDaBear]

Me every time my parents told me “the meal was over” at Furr’s in the late 90s

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

A wild possum got escorted out of the Texas Tech-TCU game 😅

(via @CFBONFOX)

[Stephen Whiting @StevoDaBear]

Murdered an opossum with my car. Cathartic.

[Pablo Iglesias Maurer @MLSist]

In Ft. Lauderdale to see a legend, like everyone else

[Mike L. Goodman @TheM_L_G]

Julie Ertz in Pep Guardiola’s John Stones free 4 role (I have no idea how much I’m kidding).

[Stephen Whiting @StevoDaBear]

Immediately moving to Lakeview (although all the good Lake neighborhoods are getting blown up with retail)

https://t.co/5FSLAYjJDo

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

The perfect marriage doesn’t exis—

[Stephen Whiting @StevoDaBear]

Guns N Roses on the Carrie Underwood Sirius XM channel … unexpected, but appreciated

[Johannah Grenaway @JoGrenaway]

Allow me to reintroduce myself, my name is JO! 😂 #JayZ No, but seriously — new headshot, new company but same ole JoGrenaway giving the latest #news...only this time, from @CBSNewsTexas! This is my first week & I'm new to #DFW, so if you have any story ideas send them my way!

[Stephen Whiting @StevoDaBear]

Finding my wife and child asleep with the thermostat at 74 in June is a tremendous personal victory

[Stephen Whiting @StevoDaBear]

LOVE THIS

[Nate Feken @TheGreat_Nate]

NBD but I’m a national championship press conference moderator now. #AddItToTheResume

[Stephen Whiting @StevoDaBear]

@kzawadzki HILARIOUS

[Stephen Whiting @StevoDaBear]

👀 @kzawadzki

[Stephen Whiting @StevoDaBear]

Vodka was the right choice for this Ted Lasso finale.

Jury’s still out on mother in laws pasta salad.

[Stephen Whiting @StevoDaBear]

I’ve never felt so seen

[Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr]

A top tier burger but never gets the roster help he needs. inconsistent fries, nugget sauces hit or miss, inferior playground, no Hi-C Orange, no clear 1st rd pick dessert. But the Whopper stays a soldier. Never asks for a trade, always signs the extension.

[CBS Sports Golazo ⚽️ @CBSSportsGolazo]

@FreddyAdu @CharlieDavies9 America's original wonderkid @FreddyAdu opens up with @CharlieDavies9 💙
https://t.co/L1uaWKyefG