Stewart Tod

Don't mind me.
I'm just liking corn and the occational cat meme.

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@sambellcumi this would pain me so much if i was the man in this video...

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@Orion25_GD lord... even the straights are using prep. get your 80s viewpoint checked out...

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@Dooms_Day9 Y'all thirsty bitches know nothing about ballet and it shows...

Male dancers wear a kind of suspensorium so their groins look like the one's from mannequins.

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@nocontextgayy 2 and 1.
get that nasty 3. twunk out of my face

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@mlmpicx the last picture is giving "two dudes chilling in a hot tub, five feet apart 'coz they're not gay"

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@paperssil still can't wrap my head around why uncut dicks were such a big issue...

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@sarahjporker I think the word you're looking for is "otter", but what a magnificent birth you had, in deed.

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@iamiarah_ first: i'm not a lady
second: I don't care about things people can't control.
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third: it's girth. all the way.

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@Mv_4u Would.
But he's 25cm taller than me and holding hands stretches out my ligaments in a way which really hurts...

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@paperssil and what do vers gays use?

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@MrAbbeetim I will die on this hill and fight anybody who says it's not Glenn Close

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@twunkified why would you sleep with someone you can't vibe with?
go home, look for another, or just squeeze on out, to be done for the day

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@insanedms as someone with severe swamp ass, that's a lifesaver. especially if you wear pants with lighter colours.

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@ItsEthanRay I'd sit next to whoever, when I'm traveling alone.
But when I'm with friends and not all of my friends can sit, we all just stand until enough seats are vacant, or our stop comes... This is some kind of unspoken rule. (the ones in the video also look like they know each other..)

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@WhenBag @steeler4ever79 A hairtransplant is NOT a one-and-done-thing. If hairloss is in your genetics and you don't get on meds, it advances further... And some already lost too much hair, to even get a good transplant result.
Toupes are cheaper and don't have to use the rubber, lace is an option too

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@paranormal_2ch I cringed so hard at this. I have a beard and know how to shave, but this looks... more dangerous than razors.

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@jakewoolf soooo.... do the jeans make one look bow-legged, or do they emphasize it?

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@xKnowledgeBANK And what about redheads? Forgotten yet again. Typical.

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@DBZimran ooohhh! I thought the pages were sticky not that the reader was misinformed about Japanese reading culture

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@Inc051 As a short shorty who accidentally bagged a 6'5 giant i can tell you there are disadvantages to this.
-kissing standing gives both neckpain
-when you walk in public you hardly understand each other, especially when one's the quiet one or one's losing hearing.
-and some some more