Stewart Barclay

My personal twitter-o-gram - hear me roar! Read my tweets anyway.

@ClaireEBarclay
@UKStudentArcher
@NewsBiscuit

[Stewart Barclay @Stewart_Barclay]

@edintravel Have they reopened the bus gate to peffermill road?

[Stewart Barclay @Stewart_Barclay]

Lovely end to @taskmaster series 17, @ZaltzCricket announced for series 18 AND Trump getting convicted?

Yes please!

[David Mitchell @RealDMitchell]

Alan Davies news! He is no longer the person tweeting from @alandavies1. That is an imposter who is attempting to elicit donations in Bitcoin! Alan can’t regain control of the account due to the exciting new way Twitter is run. But you can now find him here: @alandaviescomic

[Stewart Barclay @Stewart_Barclay]

Yes please
https://t.co/0UBsMyBQJu

[Stewart Barclay @Stewart_Barclay]

Beep

[Maisie Adam @MaisieAdam]

Got home to my Gran’s after last night’s show, and had this DM (it didn’t even have his name).

Bit of advice; don’t troll someone - it’s pathetic. But especially don’t troll someone whose gig you weren’t even at, and is VERY good at detective work 🕵️‍♀️

Silly little Gabriel x

[Dara Ó Briain @daraobriain]

People are leaping up and down at Joe Lycette because he once gigged in Qatar. So what? Working IN a country isn’t the same as being paid to promote it. See if that logic works for working in say… the UK. Jesus, people are just so eager to shout ‘A-ha!”.

[Stewart Barclay @Stewart_Barclay]

Thursday's #Taskmaster included I think the best solo task since @watsoncomedian's cheeky texts? Got to be up there.

@johnsfurcoat can't even look at @daraobriain and @FernBrady... #betrayal

[Joe Lycett @joelycett]

. @BorisJohnson lemme kno if u need ne help tomo. Happy to do wateva Nadine cant. Quite fancy business or justice lol xoxox

[Frankie Boyle Updates @frankieboyle]

I see it going down like the end of Scarface

[Stewart Barclay @Stewart_Barclay]

One of my favourite things I've written that made it on to @NewsBiscuit.

#news #satire #paddingtonbear
#QueenElizabeth #PlatinumJubilee

https://t.co/OV5xAglq2U

[Stewart Barclay @Stewart_Barclay]

Unexpected @NewsBiscuit front page today! Only wrote it as a "News in Brief"

#news #satire #ethics #EthicsAdvisor

https://t.co/cUpxp00PNj

[Stewart Barclay @Stewart_Barclay]

In terms of new shows, I have particularly enjoyed:

#Hullraisers by @LucyABeaumont
and
#BigBoys by @jackrooke

Both full of joy and gleefully rude

#StewsReviews

[Stewart Barclay @Stewart_Barclay]

13 series in and the mighty @taskmaster #Taskmaster is still 🔥 if you've missed this series.

Lord @gdavies and Lil @AlexHorne conducting a comic orchestra @ardalsfolly @BridgetChristie @IAmChrisRamsey @1Judilove @sophiedukebox

#StewsReviews

[Paul Foot @paulfoot]

I'm in my 40's and have a Math degree, so I'm one of the few people qualified to operate this system. #imperialmeasurements #BorisJohnson #comedy

[Stewart Barclay @Stewart_Barclay]

https://t.co/2wDnAeygpf

[Stewart Barclay @Stewart_Barclay]

So technically I am an award winning* comedy** writer***

* @NewsBiscuit Writer of the Month (for April 2022)
** gentle laughs for gentle people
*** typist

As a ruthless self-promoting machine, I'm broadcasting this one day before my reign ends
https://t.co/49AJ9alONg

[Frankie Boyle Updates @frankieboyle]

Capitalism: a winter of freezing to death in your own home as you watch players pass out from heatstroke in the World Cup

[Stewart Barclay @Stewart_Barclay]

Your move @NetflixUK...

[Richard Osman @richardosman]

Legally Netflix should have to tell you how many episodes there are in the series you're watching.