The Greasy Strangler

Die hard New York Rangers/Hockey fan, hate mixing condiments, Also own a boneless hotdog ranch ♏️

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No one is locked in like Brett Howden right now lol holy shit

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@FUnderclass @JoeRoganRecaps Absolutely no better example of this then yourself - you’re a reality show watching mouth breathing chud quantum entangled to a trash pile in another galaxy

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I can’t believe this is a 1-1 game

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I don’t know how Minnesota vs Colorado will live to the excitement of that Canes/Flyers game 1. What a snooze fest for a playoff game

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Tampa Bay is clearly trying to be like the Panthers this season and strong arm teams after every whistle but they’re getting out-Panthered by the….Montreal Canadiens?

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Ottawa must want to call it a summer…..only explanation with a power play like that down by 1 in an elimination game holy shit

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Tampa trying hard to emulate the Panthers of the last 3 years.

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Svechnikov LOVES taking bad penalties more than anything

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Would actually kill to get Brady on the Rangers….talk about helping a culture change

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The captains Brady Tkachuk and Jordan Staal drop the gloves on the opening faceoff of the 2026 NHL Playoffs!

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Zegras just scored a hat trick 5 minutes into the 1st period against Jersey. Cant imagine the DraftKings payout

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@Capitals Can’t say it was a shocker, guy called it like Nostradamus 😂

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@CorePython @brandonbl111 You mean like Laf? Or Kakko? Or even better, get booed off the Garden Ice and feel like shit andSTILL lose the lottery despite having the “best chance?” Loser take

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@romanswak @JoeFortunatoBSB Man there is no guarantee - it’s a lottery. They could get booed off the ice the rest of the season and feel like losers and think of home ice as toxic and STILL not get a McKenna or Stenberg. Hockey Karma is real, these guys have pride. They’re still in the bottom of the east

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When Ray Ferraro is complimenting the Rangers you know they’re playing a lot better. They’re forechecking teams to death and we’ve all been praying they would give 10% of this the last few years. All credit to the kids #NYR

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Mika needs to shoot that

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I fucking love this Chmelar kid. When he first came up I thought he was a lineup ogre at best but he’s impressed and has good hands and is always in the right place. #NYR

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Igor whooped that ass #NYR

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I’ve kind of had it with Trocheck. Always liked him but he’s been dogshit since the Olympics. I know he was for sale but just awful.

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4 shots on goal after two periods. This is officially the worst “retool” year ever