ChrisStewartsGoatee

Yes, I am really Chris Stewarts goatee

[ChrisStewartsGoatee @Stewdogg25]

We want elliot!

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I all but stopped posting due to my schedule so ill just use this account to stalk you guys. This trade was the correct move.

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Sadly we wont be hearing from Tarensinko anymore. Off to the Gulag he goes

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YESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!! Oshie is Captain America for a day!!!!

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My goodness, I am nervous

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I would love for USA to win but I will never cheer for Kane

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Not sure we can use the don't open the Polak door line anymore. He just got rocked

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E.T. looks like Harriet Tubman, therefore Brian Elliot is Harriet Tubman. Can someone check my math on this?

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Im originally from the Noreast where no one cares about college football.Ill never understand y people care about bowl games.You win nothing

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One more boys!

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Oh fuck me

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Just mean mugged the shit out of a little kid wearing a blackhawks jersey in the grocery store. Yeah, I'm a big man.....

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If anyone wants to do free body shots off my ball fro between periods tonight then I'm available. #section106

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A little light reading that I've picked up lately

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Gators bitches better be usin jimmies

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Now that the Blues secured victory its on to more pressing matter. Home Alone marathon!!!!

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How am I supposed to creep on bitches if they all change their security settings on facebook?

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What a beauty, eh? DERPPPPP

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GAMEDAY! Lets do this!