Call me Stewie

Did I leave the iron on?

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With the Van Wyck being completed within the first six months of @NYCMayor Mamdani’s leadership, I hereby petition to have it renamed the Zohran K. Mamdani Expressway.

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Does @Ludacris know about this?

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@TheRealTank that TUR-TLE-neck

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Hoping this reaches #RyanCoogler. Hear me out. A prequel to Sinners that follows Remmick from the moment he’s turned into a vampire. 👀

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@Dior mind sliding a bottle of Eden Roc my way……please?…….

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So….when are @disclosure and @samsmith gonna link up again? We need follow-ups to Omen and Latch.

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The Strait of Hormuz might be blocked, but your number isn’t.

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@Audi I know nothing has been officially announced or confirmed BUT……please bring the new RS5 Avant to the US. Thanks in advance.

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@Acyn

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@TPUSA

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DEBÍ TIRAR MÁS TOUCHDOWNS #SuperBowl

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The robot asking @iamcardib if they’re still cool after falling on her….

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@MaxBiggavelli But have you seen the new one?

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@BrunoMars dropping new music got me feeling like…..

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@pandthepistol Who makes that holster

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@DailyLoud He was looking for Ricky Tan.

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@50cent taught me that I need to start trespassing against those who trespass against me 😂

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@_SaunBurner_ @Ovrdu3souls Happy belated birthday 🎂

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Putting this out there into the universe but @TEYANATAYLOR should be in the next Black Panther movie.

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My first concert in over 12 years. Thank you @disclosure for a magical evening. #foresthills