Stewie Griffin

Parody Account. NOT Affiliated with Family Guy Or Fox. Follow so I can make you laugh every day!:)

[Peter Griffin @PeterGrlfflnNOT]

How to keep a blonde busy http://t.co/7D8GnX0et9

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Why do porn sites have a "Share To Facebook" button? Who watches porn and thinks, "You know who'd really enjoy this? My family and friends."

[Stewie Griffin @StewieGrlffln]

Shut up meg!

[Peter Griffin @PeterGrlfflnNOT]

Lester from GTA in mcdonalds http://t.co/RTF1BQRR3B

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Your family tree must be a cactus because everyone on it is a prick.

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40 years later

[Peter Griffin @PeterGrlfflnNOT]

How to get sex:

Boy: can I put my finger in your belly button
Girl: sure
Girl: that's not my belly button
Boy: that's not my finger

[Peter Griffin @PeterGrlfflnNOT]

cockblocking... http://t.co/kRhBowcxm1

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That awkward moment when you throw a grenade at some girl, expecting her to die, and Bruno Mars catches it...

[Peter Griffin @PeterGrlfflnNOT]

Here's an old picture of me --> http://t.co/BuUFMRRmSA

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Fuck off meg ... Ugly bitch

[Peter Griffin @PeterGrlfflnNOT]

So true

[Peter Griffin @PeterGrlfflnNOT]

Shut up meg

[Peter Griffin @PeterGrlfflnNOT]

Retweet this with your nose
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98% of people can do it

[Peter Griffin @PeterGrlfflnNOT]

Hahahahahahhaha.̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨hahahahahahahahahahah I bet you tried to wipe this smudge off your screen Dickhead..

[Stewie Griffin @StewieGrlffln]

To girls that draw big fuck off eyebrows on http://t.co/AP56VFkiHg

[Stewie Griffin @StewieGrlffln]

What do you call a man with no legs?

..................Fuck all... He might shoot you.