Helen Taylor

Bassist, biker, stand-up comedian, promoter, sad old goth and proud!
We are star stuff- Delenn

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

A London climate change event on adapting to extreme heat has been cancelled due to extreme heat.

[Michael Hogan @michaelhogan]

Today's weather makes me suspect that they're currently filming Chocolate Week in the Bake Off tent

[Helen Taylor @StewieTSMCC]

@TheRyanHamilton But definitely THE Ryan Hamilton! Accept no imitations! 😉

[Weekday Jokes @weekdayjokes]

Never discuss infinity with a mathematician, they can go on about it forever

[Helen Taylor @StewieTSMCC]

@RachelToRome Check in on your messages x 😀

[Helen Taylor @StewieTSMCC]

@goodreads Frost in May - Antonia White
Bogwoppit - Ursula Moray Williams

[Antidepressant Content @depressionlesss]

If "not f*cking around" was a dog

[Helen Taylor @StewieTSMCC]

@PWestoff Let me reassure you, aside from all the 'techy' reasons why you don't need to worry...
1 They are more a school than a police force and have no investigations arm
2 They are too incompetent to track you even if they really wanted to!
You're fine. It's Norton trying it on!

[Helen Taylor @StewieTSMCC]

Good plan!

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

Every years, supermarkets and other retailers selling products using palm oil should have to publish an estimate of the number of orangutans killed or displaced by the products they've shifted.

[Benonwine @benonwine]

Thank God for the bravery of Tracey Johnson. Without her heroic actions, this story could have ended even more tragically.

Can we all give Zoo Keeper Tracey Johnson who runs Johnson’s Zoo with her family a huge Round of APPLAUSE and love for her incredible act of Bravery👏👏❤️🙏

[Helen Taylor @StewieTSMCC]

@JaneofJesus Does your contract give your AL amount inclusive of BHs? The stat min for paid AL is 5.6 wks per year (equal to 28 days for someone working 5 days a week). By law, there is no automatic right to have BHs on top of this, but double check you still get the full 28 inclusive!

[Fr Mark Elliott Smith @MarkElliottSmi1]

Strong, vigorous words from Southwark.

Amen to them.

[Helen Taylor @StewieTSMCC]

@ScarredForLife2 That show made me cry with laughter and with grief! Brilliant!

[Michael Hogan @michaelhogan]

You've got to admire the Goths' commitment to the cause on sunny summer days like this. Just seen one in jingly boots, make-up, long leather coat, the lot😰

[Helen Taylor @StewieTSMCC]

@JaneofJesus Nearly there!
Offer it up. 😁👍

[Helen Taylor @StewieTSMCC]

@jrp1jrp1 Now THAT plays to my strengths!

[Weekday Jokes @weekdayjokes]

A perfectionist walked into a bar...

Apparently, the bar wasn’t set high enough

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

My dog after eating my philosophy book

[Helen Taylor @StewieTSMCC]

@goodreads 1 Invisible Women by Caroline Criado Perez
2 Humble Pi by Matt Barker
3 Leonard and Hungry Paul by Ronan Hession