•Stew%

ram truck month is here

[djkelltown @djkelltown]

#canvsusa #4nations #canadavsusa

[Sportsnet Stats @SNstats]

Avalanche fall to 0-4-0.

No team in NHL history has won the Stanley Cup when beginning a season 0-4-0.

[Hannah Oliveto @HannahOliveto]

Morgan Wallen walking out with Baker Mayfield and the Hulk #Tampa

[Trevor Sikkema @TampaBayTre]

Baker. Mayfield.

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

I been thinkin about the Dew Garita a lot lately. Hands down, one of the most savage creations of all time and nobody really wants to admit that. It's borderline weird that nobody talks about it, either. It's almost like they tried to hide that this thing even existed for it's lifespan of 2 entire years. I feel like the creators of the dewgarita kinda realized how much psychotic shit was happening because of this drink, so they quietly discontinued it and were like "whoa, that was fucking weird..lets pretend that didn't happen" type vibes. Kinda like when you hook up with a family friend you grew up with, and then you see them all the time, too. Then you both mutually try to completely ignore the fact that one night one thing led to another and your fresh water wrench was swimming in a salt water pool. It was fine, but you look back on it and was like why and how was I even that horny? Thats crazy. What the fuck am I even talking about right now. Anyways, the dewgarita was for sure the official cocktail of dudes that own their own car but somehow it always fucking stinks for some reason. Like some weird ass smell that you can't really figure out. It just fucking stinks though, all the time. No matter what. Guys that constantly have some sort of stain on their clothes. Type of dude that hasn't looked in a mirror before he heads out in years. Kind of awesome honestly. Guys that have a haircut that doesn't really fit their head kinda guys. You look at them and something is off, its always that they have the wrong haircut for their head shape. Looks dumb as hell. But back to the dewgaferda, think about how much of a fucking nailgun you gotta be to be drinking one of these things. It's literally mountain dew and tequila in 1 drink. haha. Can we just take a moment to realize how funny that is. Imagine hitting red lobster with your co-workers in the summer of 2020 and ordering a dewgarita. Everything is fine, the next thing you know you're getting a BJ out back from one of the line cooks. and its not even a chick either, its a dude. and you're not even gay, its just that the dewgarita is putting every molecule in your body in a blender. Roller coaster with no seat belt energy. man I want one so fucking bad right now dude.

[•Stew% @Stewykaden88]

@josh_h48 @barstoolsports @spittinchiclets

[B/R Open Ice @BR_OpenIce]

Will never stop posting Torts quotes 🫶

[Minny Hockey @MinnyHockey]

Its a party in the sin bin #mnwild

[Wild Takes @WildTakes10k]

THIS PLAN IS FOOLPROOF.

#mnwild

[Michael Russo @RussoHockey]

Evason was frustrated by the penalties tonight, accusing the Avs, specifically Cale Makar, of diving

[Michael Russo @RussoHockey]

A fan just threw popcorn at Jamie Benn in the penalty box and now he's screaming at the fans. This is turning ugly

[Sportsnet @Sportsnet]

This one might not make it to the Connor Bedard highlight reel. 😅

[10,000 Takes @10k_Takes]

Okay, here's the full game 7 of the Stanley Cup Playoffs when the #MnWild beat the Avalanche in OT

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Country dudes be like babe it was amazin when u were kissin’ me but I was thinkin’ bout my truck

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

The goomonster just almost put Kampf into the Atlantic ocean

[Minny Hockey @MinnyHockey]

HARTMAN

GAME 1 W

#mnwild

[Missin Curfew @MissinCurfew]

Hartman said fuck the puck

#MNWild | #GoJetsGo

[FanDuel Sports Network North @FanDuelSN_NOR]

Ryan Reaves has had enough. #mnwild

[Rob Taub @RTaub_]

Dean Evason’s reaction to Rick Bowness challenging him to a fight is priceless

[Kevin Kurz @KKurzNHL]

Zach Parise did tell me today that he wants to keep playing after this season. Not surprising but worth reporting nonetheless, as he turns 39 this summer.