steffi groezinger

I'm not crying you're crying

[steffi groezinger @StfGroezinger]

If I saw you yesterday and I see you today lets pretend I'm not wearing the same outfit!

[steffi groezinger @StfGroezinger]

Friends

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

I really struggle when seemingly everyone loves a show that I find just okay. It’s hard for me to accept that you all have bad taste and I must forge on, in my correctness, alone

[steffi groezinger @StfGroezinger]

@YaPrestone Everyone who voted rhinoceros please go watch My Octopus Teacher. It’s on Netflix, then we can have a revote.

[steffi groezinger @StfGroezinger]

It’s funny that they take your temperature at Wet Willy’s but not the airport

[steffi groezinger @StfGroezinger]

@MikeHaverstick I was very concerned

[steffi groezinger @StfGroezinger]

I’m obsessed with Facebook marketplace

[steffi groezinger @StfGroezinger]

Girls, if we all go to the bathroom alone the lines will move much quicker

A PSA

[Brendan O'Hare @brendohare]

I've been trying to figure out what Donald Trump smells like. It is obviously something bad but it's probably bad in a way where you'd smell him and be like, I have never met another human being who smells like this, how is this possible. My current best guess is old coins

[steffi groezinger @StfGroezinger]

@erboge I find myself constantly wondering if Harry’s mother knows exactly what she’s capable of creating. Does she know the full extent of what she has done ?

[steffi groezinger @StfGroezinger]

Me at the Manasquan vs Wall thanksgiving day football game this year

My brain:
Dont do it
Dont do it
Dont do it
Dont do it
Dont do it
Dont do it
Dont do it
Dont do it
Dont do it

“You know this is the last one right ?”

[steffi groezinger @StfGroezinger]

@boujeesIut @jainevincent

[steffi groezinger @StfGroezinger]

@ChipotleTweets Good evening,
There’s mold on my chip.

That’s all,
Stef

[steffi groezinger @StfGroezinger]

Even if you could care less about these two.. this is a MUST read

[Tim @cigelske]

Wow I can’t believe this is why Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson split up https://t.co/WQrbEBV6uD

[heather @anchorlines]

its the weekend baby. you know what that means. its time to drink precisely one beer and write it on my calendar

[steffi groezinger @StfGroezinger]

People are out there just killin spiders with their bare hands

[James @CaucasianJames]

crying

[steffi groezinger @StfGroezinger]

@erboge may it Rest In Peace

[steffi groezinger @StfGroezinger]

@erboge There goes our friendship

[steffi groezinger @StfGroezinger]

Uber driver is playing arms of an angel, really contributing to my Sunday scarries

[steffi groezinger @StfGroezinger]

Guys pls look at my uncle blending in in Japan

[steffi groezinger @StfGroezinger]

*A love story*

One time this guy told me he couldn’t pick me up because he had “subs taking up all his seats” and I was like woah, guy love sandwiches... he could be it for me

Anywho he was talking about subwoofers and it didnt really work out